Romelu Lukaku

[tommye]

This thread is going to deliver SOOOOO much this coming season. The cockwombling and bellwhiffery have reached all time highs.

It will be magnificent.

 

[Kev The Rat]

Can we now put to bed the absurd notion that we'd be better off without him please?

We can but we will be by the end of the season

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Probably the happiest I have ever seen him

 

[tommye]

Gonna be hilarious when he's still at Everton next season and all you bells are kissing his big black arse as he slots for fun.



Sniff it you lazy racists!!!

 

[Elong]

We can but we will be by the end of the season

So enjoy watching a great striker while we do.

 

[mezzrow]

 

[andy4efc]

Could you please stay home for the rest of the season?

*Chucks season ticket in bin.... throws brother's and dad's into bin too for good measure!

 

[Kiwi]

Shocker of a first half but turned it around very nicely indeed.

 

[Connor]

Might get a regular posting, this.

 

[andy4efc]

He's back though. Back.

 

[RFUS]

Might get a regular posting, this.

Guess they were pals before Bolasie signed.

Good to see. I think friendships off the pitch produce positive results on it.

 

[4737carlin]

All the haters off to the Barkley and Moshiri threads I reckon tonight

 

[Carlito]

If he's going to continue referring to himself as a serial killer, I may have to start liking him.

 

[allen]

"Serial killer?" Steady on, Rom. Keep it on the pitch.

 

[Tubey]

Honestly, that was the most Rom thing ever. He was absolutely awful for an hour, then went completely wild for 15 minutes.

And that's Rom - awful, then scores.

People will ignore how bad he was again because he scored a hat-trick afterwards, and I understand that. But my issue is that next game he could just be awful without the goals and be a liability again.