Romelu Lukaku

[jackyboy]

Such a shame it hasn't worked out. Who's fault is it this time?

 

[Bungle]

Such a shame it hasn't worked out. Who's fault is it this time?

The witch doctor

 

[deipnosophist]

I note the noun 'starlet' is also another term for a cushion star...which is a sea creature with a broad body.
I conclude from this that the writer who described Big Rom as being a starlet, must have seen him at the beach...

 

[Carlito]

Starlet? He couldn't even do a star jump.

I think the starlet is the lad at Benfica.

 

[anton66]

lol

I think the starlet is the lad at Benfica.

I know. I misread it.

 

[Huyton Layne]

I know. I misread it.

I did too. But not really. It's terrible writing, those two points aren't related and shouldn't be the same sentence.

 

[Baines' left foot]

You’d think he left yesterday looking at all the crying in this thread.

2 years lads. 2 years.

 

[Amw79]

Just don’t know why it went wrong for him.

Maybe because United Lukaku ate Everton Lukaku.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

This probably isn't news to most people, but I only just discovered that his Dad was an international level striker for Zaire/DR Congo as well

Scoring goals clearly runs in the family

 

[PhilM]

Just don’t know why it went wrong for him.

Maybe because United Lukaku ate Everton Lukaku.

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And most of the U17s.

 

[Tubey]

The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[marsh]

The gift that keeps on giving.

Probably thought goals are pointless

 

[john jako]

The gift that keeps on giving.

Mental how good but bad he is.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Slots like a bheast.

Get him on a diet and bring him home.

Imagine Richarlison and Bernard buzzing around lean EFC Rom

 

[deipnosophist]

I’m still smiling bemusedly at Big Rom being described as ‘a. starlet’ lol.
I wonder how he and the rest of his homies are all hanging as part of Pogba’s posse in the mean ghetto of Hollywood Hills.