Romelu Lukaku

[pedro1976]

Slots like a bheast.

Get him on a diet and bring him home.

Imagine Richarlison and Bernard buzzing around lean EFC Rom

Get him on a diet? What do you think United have been doing since they sent him away for 2 weeks.... he's an unprofessional slob who loves his food.

AVB put him on a diet at Chelsea when he was 18/19.... lukaku wasn't happy about that.

He played for Everton to get away from Everton - wasn't arsed about doing well for us, just for himself.

He actually spoke of international retirement last year! Move on, just take relief in the fact that his flat footed lazy arse isn't getting paid by us to do his testimonial effort levels.

 

[JimmyK]

25 goals in his last 21 internationals. Rubbish though isn't he lads.

 

[Prevenger17]

Imagine Richarlison and Bernard buzzing around lean EFC Rom

Yes yes, I can see it now

 

[dwightschrute]

unprofessional slob who loves his food

He's in the gym everyday with the best dietitians in the world, he's bulked up too much muscle not fat

 

[Prevenger17]

25 goals in his last 21 internationals. Rubbish though isn't he lads.

Yes, look at these titans he has put to the sword. He is the best of the strikers

Finland
Norway
Ireland
Cyprus
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Estonia
Gibraltar
Greece
Cyprus
Mexico
Japan
Saudi Arabia
Egypt
Costa Rica
Panama
Tunisia
Iceland
Switzerland
Kazakhstan
Scotland

 

[JimmyK]

Yes, look at these titans he has put to the sword. He is the best of the strikers

Finland
Norway
Ireland
Cyprus
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Estonia
Gibraltar
Greece
Cyprus
Mexico
Japan
Saudi Arabia
Egypt
Costa Rica
Panama
Tunisia
Iceland
Switzerland
Kazakhstan
Scotland

Gosh, Belgium have been remarkably lucky to have much, much easier games than all the other teams haven't they? Unless of course all international strikers have played teams of that calibre but not scored as many goals. That couldn't be the case though could it?

 

[Prevenger17]

Gosh, Belgium have been remarkably lucky to have much, much easier games than all the other teams haven't they? Unless of course all international strikers have played teams of that calibre but not scored as many goals. That couldn't be the case though could it?

 

[Tubey]

Gosh, Belgium have been remarkably lucky to have much, much easier games than all the other teams haven't they? Unless of course all international strikers have played teams of that calibre but not scored as many goals. That couldn't be the case though could it?

Stern John scored well in excess of a goal every other game - is he Pele too mate?

He knocks crap defences over because he has the likes of Hazard and De Bruyne behind him. What a shock.

 

[Tubey]

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Stern John was better than Didier Drogba and Kinnah Phiri was better than Gerd Muller, pass it on.

 

[JimmyK]

Stern John scored well in excess of a goal every other game - is he Pele too mate?

He knocks crap defences over because he has the likes of Hazard and De Bruyne behind him. What a shock.

Don't recall comparing Lukaku to Pele, could you just quote that one for me so I can see it in context? Cheers in advance. Also Stern John wasn't playing teams of the same quality as most top strikers, which i'd just explained Lukaku was. But apart from the minor issues of your points being nonsensical and made up, top takedown.

 

[Tubey]

Don't recall comparing Lukaku to Pele, could you just quote that one for me so I can see it in context? Cheers in advance. Also Stern John wasn't playing teams of the same quality as most top strikers, which i'd just explained Lukaku was. But apart from the minor issues of your points being nonsensical and made up, top takedown.

What, like Panama, Gibraltar and Scotland?

OK mate x

 

[pedro1976]

unprofessional slob who loves his food

He's in the gym everyday with the best dietitians in the world, he's bulked up too much muscle not fat

To put on "muscle" you need to be in a calorie surplus...... lukaku needs 3500 calories to maintain his mass.

He isn't doing HIIT exclusilvely.... he will also be doing steady state cardio which makes it very difficult for the body to get anabolic (grow)

A pro body builder taking steroids, training exclusively on weights and taking in 6000 calories a day whilst also taking HGH would expect to put on no more than 1 pound of lean mass per week. The reality is they will add fat as well.

Lukaku reckons he put on all that muscle in 6 weeks for the world cup?! Absolute nonsense. He's fat..... his head looks like a bowling ball. All puffy and retaining water. Absilolute disgrace.

 

[pedro1976]

Yes, look at these titans he has put to the sword. He is the best of the strikers

Finland
Norway
Ireland
Cyprus
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Estonia
Gibraltar
Greece
Cyprus
Mexico
Japan
Saudi Arabia
Egypt
Costa Rica
Panama
Tunisia
Iceland
Switzerland
Kazakhstan
Scotland

A flat track bullies dream.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Some of the best bellends on earth inhabit this thread, it would be great to nuke it, as well as its microbrained commentators.

 

[pedro1976]

Gosh, Belgium have been remarkably lucky to have much, much easier games than all the other teams haven't they? Unless of course all international strikers have played teams of that calibre but not scored as many goals. That couldn't be the case though could it?

Bashar abdullah and all daei..... I think you will like those lads..... never heard of them myself but 109 international goals in 149 games for Ali Daei says he's better than Rom.....