Ronald Koeman discussion

[Mickey]

My sources are telling me that this will be done this Tuesday.

Have you ever been wrong Eric?. Sauced off your nuts lid.

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Have you ever been wrong Eric?. Sauced off your nuts lid.

Never mate. The only poster with a 100% record.

 

[Walken]

SACK SACK SACK SACK SACK

 

[lancs blue]

is koeman's sponsor mcdonalds

 

[ijjysmith]

Dithering Ron

 

[Coffee and TV]

Remember when were linked with Bielsa? Good job we didn't end up with him, he's just quit after two days of being the Lazio manager

 

[caught]

Things that would make a better Everton manager than the Dutch Moyes, the Netherlands Neanderthal, Runny Pooman:

• A blind dog with diabetes
• A four cheese pizza made entirely with Dairylea
  
• The long extinct Stegosaurus
• My nan's brass ornament collection
• The Scottish David Moyes
• Sammy Lee
• @Ashtonian vaped out of his mind
• @KUEFC09U2 just at the point when his head has fallen completely off
• Alan Pardew's melted Mars Bar
• The Greek deficit
• Three nihilists dining out at Nandos on a May Bank Holiday
• The coffee cup on your colleague's desk that she forgot to clean before going on holiday a fortnight ago
  
• The Anarchist-Academic Colin Ward's writings on social housing read to you at night in bed by Ralf Little
  
• The guy who voted 'Remain' because he mistook the EU for the word 'you' and considered it impossible that he could ever exit his own body and become some sort of non-corporeal form like that weird ball thing that saves the humans in the disappointing Independence Day sequel
• A cat with a rat's head
• Graeme Jones
• The album Now 29
• Royston Drenthe
• My own sense of loneliness in a room full of people
• The lyrics of Liam Gallagher
• An industrial skip filled with Morrison's NU Chickpea and Spinach soup
• A bag filled with all the ears lost due to enthusiastically putting on a helmet that is slightly too small
• An estate agent who has forgotten to find out the council tax band of a property he's showing for the fourth time in a week
• Your sense of disappointment when you hear your own recorded voice played back to you and realise you said 'y'know' nine times in every sentence
• A garden untended to
• An atheist explaining what happens after death to a four year old girl with an adorable lisp
• The vaguest memory of your father urinating in the kitchen sink
• Erwin Koeman
• A simple elastic band, snapped

 

[Neiler]

Apparently Lazio have been in contact about him.

 

[Bud McBlokeski]

• A four cheese pizza made entirely with Dairylea

Where can I buy said four cheese pizza made entirely with Dairylea. Asking for a mate like.

 

[caught]

Where can I buy said four cheese pizza made entirely with Dairylea. Asking for a mate like.

Koeman carries three in a briefcase at all times. He's always open to offers, what with him being a money grabbing fraud and all.

 

[Bud McBlokeski]

Koeman carries three in a briefcase at all times. He's always open to offers, what with him being a money grabbing fraud and all.

He may be money grabbing, but I think he is a decent manager and will do well with us. Better than Los Brownshoeso anyway.

 

[caught]

He may be money grabbing, but I think he is a decent manager and will do well with us. Better than Los Brownshoeso anyway.

Pfft, if his name was Ronaldo Koemanez nobody would be impressed.

 

[tim cahill]

So has Koeman got a song yet??

 

[Goat]

So has Koeman got a song yet??

 

[tim cahill]

That's... erm...

Different.