Ronald Koeman discussion

[Dozbik]

He may be money grabbing, but I think he is a decent manager and will do well with us. Better than Los Brownshoeso anyway.

I love you for your profile picture.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Things that would make a better Everton manager than the Dutch Moyes, the Netherlands Neanderthal, Runny Pooman:

• A blind dog with diabetes
• A four cheese pizza made entirely with Dairylea
  
• The long extinct Stegosaurus
• My nan's brass ornament collection
• The Scottish David Moyes
• Sammy Lee
• @Ashtonian vaped out of his mind
• @KUEFC09U2 just at the point when his head has fallen completely off
• Alan Pardew's melted Mars Bar
• The Greek deficit
• Three nihilists dining out at Nandos on a May Bank Holiday
• The coffee cup on your colleague's desk that she forgot to clean before going on holiday a fortnight ago
  
• The Anarchist-Academic Colin Ward's writings on social housing read to you at night in bed by Ralf Little
  
• The guy who voted 'Remain' because he mistook the EU for the word 'you' and considered it impossible that he could ever exit his own body and become some sort of non-corporeal form like that weird ball thing that saves the humans in the disappointing Independence Day sequel
• A cat with a rat's head
• Graeme Jones
• The album Now 29
• Royston Drenthe
• My own sense of loneliness in a room full of people
• The lyrics of Liam Gallagher
• An industrial skip filled with Morrison's NU Chickpea and Spinach soup
• A bag filled with all the ears lost due to enthusiastically putting on a helmet that is slightly too small
• An estate agent who has forgotten to find out the council tax band of a property he's showing for the fourth time in a week
• Your sense of disappointment when you hear your own recorded voice played back to you and realise you said 'y'know' nine times in every sentence
• A garden untended to
• An atheist explaining what happens after death to a four year old girl with an adorable lisp
• The vaguest memory of your father urinating in the kitchen sink
• Erwin Koeman
• A simple elastic band, snapped

I love you x

 

[USABlue]

Things that would make a better Everton manager than the Dutch Moyes, the Netherlands Neanderthal, Runny Pooman:

• A blind dog with diabetes
• A four cheese pizza made entirely with Dairylea
  
• The long extinct Stegosaurus
• My nan's brass ornament collection
• The Scottish David Moyes
• Sammy Lee
• @Ashtonian vaped out of his mind
• @KUEFC09U2 just at the point when his head has fallen completely off
• Alan Pardew's melted Mars Bar
• The Greek deficit
• Three nihilists dining out at Nandos on a May Bank Holiday
• The coffee cup on your colleague's desk that she forgot to clean before going on holiday a fortnight ago
  
• The Anarchist-Academic Colin Ward's writings on social housing read to you at night in bed by Ralf Little
  
• The guy who voted 'Remain' because he mistook the EU for the word 'you' and considered it impossible that he could ever exit his own body and become some sort of non-corporeal form like that weird ball thing that saves the humans in the disappointing Independence Day sequel
• A cat with a rat's head
• Graeme Jones
• The album Now 29
• Royston Drenthe
• My own sense of loneliness in a room full of people
• The lyrics of Liam Gallagher
• An industrial skip filled with Morrison's NU Chickpea and Spinach soup
• A bag filled with all the ears lost due to enthusiastically putting on a helmet that is slightly too small
• An estate agent who has forgotten to find out the council tax band of a property he's showing for the fourth time in a week
• Your sense of disappointment when you hear your own recorded voice played back to you and realise you said 'y'know' nine times in every sentence
• A garden untended to
• An atheist explaining what happens after death to a four year old girl with an adorable lisp
• The vaguest memory of your father urinating in the kitchen sink
• Erwin Koeman
• A simple elastic band, snapped

Genuinely cracked me up especially the independence day, sense of loneliness, and y'know ones lol

 

[bizzaro]

Things that would make a better Everton manager than the Dutch Moyes, the Netherlands Neanderthal, Runny Pooman:

• A blind dog with diabetes
• A four cheese pizza made entirely with Dairylea
  
• The long extinct Stegosaurus
• My nan's brass ornament collection
• The Scottish David Moyes
• Sammy Lee
• @Ashtonian vaped out of his mind
• @KUEFC09U2 just at the point when his head has fallen completely off
• Alan Pardew's melted Mars Bar
• The Greek deficit
• Three nihilists dining out at Nandos on a May Bank Holiday
• The coffee cup on your colleague's desk that she forgot to clean before going on holiday a fortnight ago
  
• The Anarchist-Academic Colin Ward's writings on social housing read to you at night in bed by Ralf Little
  
• The guy who voted 'Remain' because he mistook the EU for the word 'you' and considered it impossible that he could ever exit his own body and become some sort of non-corporeal form like that weird ball thing that saves the humans in the disappointing Independence Day sequel
• A cat with a rat's head
• Graeme Jones
• The album Now 29
• Royston Drenthe
• My own sense of loneliness in a room full of people
• The lyrics of Liam Gallagher
• An industrial skip filled with Morrison's NU Chickpea and Spinach soup
• A bag filled with all the ears lost due to enthusiastically putting on a helmet that is slightly too small
• An estate agent who has forgotten to find out the council tax band of a property he's showing for the fourth time in a week
• Your sense of disappointment when you hear your own recorded voice played back to you and realise you said 'y'know' nine times in every sentence
• A garden untended to
• An atheist explaining what happens after death to a four year old girl with an adorable lisp
• The vaguest memory of your father urinating in the kitchen sink
• Erwin Koeman
• A simple elastic band, snapped

Infracted for using the term 'Everton'

 

[ijjysmith]

Infracted for using the term 'Everton'

You're not a mod damo. Despite how much you bribe them.

 

[bring back the catt]

I love you x

But, Graeme Jones .REALLY?

 

[4737carlin]

Just looking on his Facebook page, Its funny as there must still be loads of Saints fans who have liked it who go mad now when he is posting about Everton haha need to get all your blue mates to follow it now that he had jumped aboard the big ship that is Everton.

 

[Goat]

Whats with the private jet everywhere??????

 

[vintage-toffees]

Whats with the private jet everywhere??????

Everton ain't we !

 

[Goat]

Everton ain't we !

He better be paying for the petty FFS.

 

[f.t.r.s]

Whats with the private jet everywhere??????

It was a straight choice of new signings or travel in style.....i think you can see the choice we made...

 

[Coffee and TV]

So will the players from the euros join them once they get back from Austria?

 

[vintage-toffees]

He better be paying for the petty FFS.

Haha that's why osman got binned off

 

[Goat]

So will the players from the euros join them once they get back from Austria?

Probably, think the min time they can have "off" is 3 weeks, could be wrong on this like, recall reading it somewhere tho.

 

[Bungle]

Deal almost done according to my source, looking at pushing this through for an announcement tomorrow afternoon.