CrustySack
Player Valuation: £0.99p
Do one Ron, do do one Ron.
*considers a career in showbusiness. Anyone got Bill's number?
*considers a career in showbusiness. Anyone got Bill's number?
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Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Haha, I used to be a bricklayer and now I'm a site manager.
Gladystweet
Player Valuation: £50m
Talks a lot of sense does John Aldo Aldridge.
He certainly seems to have the finger on the pulse.
Was Del Boy's favourite haunt.
Dunno where Taylor swift came from. I was just trying to be down with the kids.
Gladystweet
Player Valuation: £50m
Oh I've got Bill's number alright.
Thomasc
Formerly known as By God I'm Blue
erm you mean, like they did last season mate? lol
Have we had a short term memory loss?
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
What has Kendall ever managed when hired mate by us first time - was it two seasons with Blackburn in what was the 3rd/2nd division , as a manager what had he won, compared to say Walter Smith who'd won 7 league titles on the bounce.
Hiring any manager is a risk outside of the absolute elite level and even then it can and does go wrong at times.
Not advocating it btw just giving perspective.
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The RS finished above United last season.
Can't see that being repeated, can you?
No?
I didn't think so.
City have strengthened this season where Spurs have not.
Plus the latter are struggling playing at Wembley.
So whilst ol' Khal might be suffering from "short term memory loss", he sure as heck has lost none of his perspicacity and is aware of the changed circumstances for both City and Spurs.....and it ain't to Spurs advantage, no sir.
Open yer eyes, Tom.
The times they are a' changing
Thomasc
Formerly known as By God I'm Blue
The RS finished above United last season.
Can't see that being repeated, can you?
No?
I didn't think so.
City have strengthened this season where Spurs have not.
Plus the latter are struggling playing at Wembley.
So whilst ol' Khal might be suffering from "short term memory loss", he sure as heck has lost none of his perspicacity and is aware of the changed circumstances for both City and Spurs.....and it ain't to Spurs advantage, no sir.
Open yer eyes, Tom.
The times they are a' changing
I could actually see Spurs / City being repeated yes.
Spurs better at the back, lethal going forward, started off slowly last season too if I remember rightly.
Ronald reminds me of a joke I heard:
A guy walks into a quiet backstreet bar and sees a bloke sat staring miserably into his whisky, looking like the world is on his shoulders. He is particularly noticeable because his head is much, much bigger than the average person's, and it's bright orange.
The guy goes up to the bartender and asks, "What's the deal with that guy, with the giant orange head?" Bartender sighs deeply as he cleans a glass, and mutters, "You'd better go ask him that, my friend."
So the guy walks over and asks, "Excuse me, sorry, but I couldn't help noticing your head. Why is it giant and orange?"
The man looks at him with tears in his eyes, and after a long, heavy pause, concedes, "alright, I'll tell ya. But buy me a drink first."
He buys him a drink, and he begins: "When I was a young man, I had nothing. Then, one day, I stumbled upon a lamp. I rubbed it, and out popped a genie, who said he'd grant me three wishes."
At this point he paused to sip his whisky, and seemed to forget what he was saying. His new friend urged him to continue. "Well?"
"Well what?"
"What happened next? With the genie?"
The man came to. "ah, right you are. well I was a young man, and I had nothing, so the first thing I wished for was a million dollars. Back then it was a lot of money you know."
"And what happened?"
"Poof! The genie gave me a million dollars in cash, right there. No hitch."
"Amazing! What was your second wish?"
"Well, I was a lonely lad, and inexperienced, so my next wish was to have the most beautiful woman in the world as my companion. And as soon as I said it, she appeared: she was a vision, I tell ya. Helen of Troy had nothing on this lady, hair an iridiscent auburn, a body that would make any man tremble, and a face so beautiful you didn't dare look into her eyes for long. And she loved me, and I loved her. She was perfection, lad."
At this point the man began to weep, and then quickly downed the rest of his whisky.
Uncomfortable, but amazed and still curious, his new friend pressed on.
"Sorry, but what happened next?"
The man sniffed, "Ah yes, well, next is where I think I made a crucial mistake. For my third wish, I wished for my head to be massive and orange."
A guy walks into a quiet backstreet bar and sees a bloke sat staring miserably into his whisky, looking like the world is on his shoulders. He is particularly noticeable because his head is much, much bigger than the average person's, and it's bright orange.
The guy goes up to the bartender and asks, "What's the deal with that guy, with the giant orange head?" Bartender sighs deeply as he cleans a glass, and mutters, "You'd better go ask him that, my friend."
So the guy walks over and asks, "Excuse me, sorry, but I couldn't help noticing your head. Why is it giant and orange?"
The man looks at him with tears in his eyes, and after a long, heavy pause, concedes, "alright, I'll tell ya. But buy me a drink first."
He buys him a drink, and he begins: "When I was a young man, I had nothing. Then, one day, I stumbled upon a lamp. I rubbed it, and out popped a genie, who said he'd grant me three wishes."
At this point he paused to sip his whisky, and seemed to forget what he was saying. His new friend urged him to continue. "Well?"
"Well what?"
"What happened next? With the genie?"
The man came to. "ah, right you are. well I was a young man, and I had nothing, so the first thing I wished for was a million dollars. Back then it was a lot of money you know."
"And what happened?"
"Poof! The genie gave me a million dollars in cash, right there. No hitch."
"Amazing! What was your second wish?"
"Well, I was a lonely lad, and inexperienced, so my next wish was to have the most beautiful woman in the world as my companion. And as soon as I said it, she appeared: she was a vision, I tell ya. Helen of Troy had nothing on this lady, hair an iridiscent auburn, a body that would make any man tremble, and a face so beautiful you didn't dare look into her eyes for long. And she loved me, and I loved her. She was perfection, lad."
At this point the man began to weep, and then quickly downed the rest of his whisky.
Uncomfortable, but amazed and still curious, his new friend pressed on.
"Sorry, but what happened next?"
The man sniffed, "Ah yes, well, next is where I think I made a crucial mistake. For my third wish, I wished for my head to be massive and orange."
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
Steve Wigan
Player Valuation: £35m
Genuinely sorry about the bullfrog......
orly
Please check with me for Blammo criteria
Next time you go to Goodison ask Ron to sign his autograph on this , and when he asks why/
tell him he has been signing it all season!lol
How has Ronny managed to grip your entire posting history there Joe????
I don't know as mine goes down the toilet like his team selections!
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
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A past has been who hasn't won anything for a decade and who has blown £200 million assembling a dogs dinner of a squad whilst alienating half a team, working part time & jetting off to play golf? Personally I'll go with a young progressive coach, who bleeds blue, for half a season as a caretaker to see what he can do.
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