Kaiser Soysauce
Player Valuation: £10m
Because that's never going to happen. I'm not condoning RK's comments but being a realist, Lukaku is gone come the summer.
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Because that's never going to happen. I'm not condoning RK's comments but being a realist, Lukaku is gone come the summer.
Mountfield1985
Player Valuation: £8m
Hahahaha.
royalblue66
Player Valuation: £70m
I am going to an audience with Ronald Koeman at the Titanic hotel on Wdnesday evening, and have been wondering if there will be any reaction over his views about Romelu ? Could be an interesting evening....taken out of context I heard....
brieverton
Player Valuation: £50m
I haven't been to one of these events, but I imagine they would be mostly stage-managed? Darren Griffiths would be there I expect, and will be all happy-happy. I like him, mind.
I'm in the camp that are not happy with his comments, but if I was attending I wouldn't be inclined to raise it, even if it was possible to. Nor would I prefer Koeman to issue a clarification, and he certainly won't apologise, it would look forced and fake.
Probably best to let it pass, anything else would just add grist to the mill.
Exactly. There ain't a manager on the planet who doesn't want a goal-scorer to lead their line.
Lukaku is never gonna be that 'workhorse' player, and that would take away from his natural game. SO, you need to have somebody to compliment him.
I think the hope was (and maybe still is) Deulofeu could be that player. However, he hasn't made the grade yet, limited playing time put aside.
Ihaters
Player Valuation: £35m
Sure you mean on acid?... that would not be a good enhancement.
He'd charge into the box, line up a shot, then notice that behind the goal, three of the crowd in a row are wearing coats, then two don't, then three do, then the one in the row in front continues the pattern so instead of 3,2,3,2 it goes 3,2,3 then down a row, which then continues with 3,2,3 then down a row a second time, though there may be a problem here because the third time this doesn't tie up, but using those rows and expanding it a little, it seems a large section of the crowd combine to make a really detailed picture of a cat riding on a flying carpet which actually when you think abo....
Why is everyone looking angry? It's just paranoia kicking in, ooh look at the grass, some of its really soft and its slightly different lengths, wonder what the longest bit is...
Oh yeah football, where did the ball go? And the crowd for that matter, and where did this field come from? and when did it turn night time?.. fk it I'm going home, I feel rough and I think my skin is flaking off.
Lets hope Koeman wants a striker on speed instead
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sarath
Player Valuation: £6m
Sorry for another "knee-jerk" reaction lads but I've recently started to get increasingly worried.
Supporting Everton for me was always more than just results. It was doing it with class. Even during Moyesie's days we had players like Cahill that knew what it meant to play in Blue and and we had moments that I remember fondly, like our cup run and Gosling's goal agains the RS. More importantly, for the majority of that period we would fight and not roll over.
But I feel now that since I reckon Koeman isn't that invested in us long term his only priority will be results to elevate his stature. There's no fight from any of our players and I'm sure the future signings that Koeman brings in will just be there for a paycheck.
I'd love for Koeman to really "get us" and educate the players on what it means to put on that jersey, to teach them about our history, show them the teams of the 80s and even the dogs of war.
Yes Koeman will probably turn this patch around but I'm very fearful that our identity might slowly start chipping away.
As mentioned in another thread, Martinez did understand the importance (although unfortunately didn't get the balance right as he didn't understand the importance of a defence...)
Sorry lads, rant over!
Supporting Everton for me was always more than just results. It was doing it with class. Even during Moyesie's days we had players like Cahill that knew what it meant to play in Blue and and we had moments that I remember fondly, like our cup run and Gosling's goal agains the RS. More importantly, for the majority of that period we would fight and not roll over.
But I feel now that since I reckon Koeman isn't that invested in us long term his only priority will be results to elevate his stature. There's no fight from any of our players and I'm sure the future signings that Koeman brings in will just be there for a paycheck.
I'd love for Koeman to really "get us" and educate the players on what it means to put on that jersey, to teach them about our history, show them the teams of the 80s and even the dogs of war.
Yes Koeman will probably turn this patch around but I'm very fearful that our identity might slowly start chipping away.
As mentioned in another thread, Martinez did understand the importance (although unfortunately didn't get the balance right as he didn't understand the importance of a defence...)
Sorry lads, rant over!
That sounds like a pretty fair description of Stracqualursi even when he wasn't on acid to be honest.Sure you mean on acid?... that would not be a good enhancement.
He'd charge into the box, line up a shot, then notice that behind the goal, three of the crowd in a row are wearing coats, then two don't, then three do, then the one in the row in front continues the pattern so instead of 3,2,3,2 it goes 3,2,3 then down a row, which then continues with 3,2,3 then down a row a second time, though there may be a problem here because the third time this doesn't tie up, but using those rows and expanding it a little, it seems a large section of the crowd combine to make a really detailed picture of a cat riding on a flying carpet which actually when you think abo....
Why is everyone looking angry? It's just paranoia kicking in, ooh look at the grass, some of its really soft and its slightly different lengths, wonder what the longest bit is...
Oh yeah football, where did the ball go? And the crowd for that matter, and where did this field come from, and when did it turn night time.. fk it I'm going home, I feel rough and I think my skin is flaking off.
Lets hope Koeman wants a striker on speed instead
Ashtonian
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Sure you mean on acid?... that would not be a good enhancement.
He'd charge into the box, line up a shot, then notice that behind the goal, three of the crowd in a row are wearing coats, then two don't, then three do, then the one in the row in front continues the pattern so instead of 3,2,3,2 it goes 3,2,3 then down a row, which then continues with 3,2,3 then down a row a second time, though there may be a problem here because the third time this doesn't tie up, but using those rows and expanding it a little, it seems a large section of the crowd combine to make a really detailed picture of a cat riding on a flying carpet which actually when you think abo....
Why is everyone looking angry? It's just paranoia kicking in, ooh look at the grass, some of its really soft and its slightly different lengths, wonder what the longest bit is...
Oh yeah football, where did the ball go? And the crowd for that matter, and where did this field come from, and when did it turn night time.. fk it I'm going home, I feel rough and I think my skin is flaking off.
Lets hope Koeman wants a striker on speed instead
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
Sure you mean on acid?... that would not be a good enhancement.
He'd charge into the box, line up a shot, then notice that behind the goal, three of the crowd in a row are wearing coats, then two don't, then three do, then the one in the row in front continues the pattern so instead of 3,2,3,2 it goes 3,2,3 then down a row, which then continues with 3,2,3 then down a row a second time, though there may be a problem here because the third time this doesn't tie up, but using those rows and expanding it a little, it seems a large section of the crowd combine to make a really detailed picture of a cat riding on a flying carpet which actually when you think abo....
Why is everyone looking angry? It's just paranoia kicking in, ooh look at the grass, some of its really soft and its slightly different lengths, wonder what the longest bit is...
Oh yeah football, where did the ball go? And the crowd for that matter, and where did this field come from? and when did it turn night time?.. fk it I'm going home, I feel rough and I think my skin is flaking off.
Lets hope Koeman wants a striker on speed instead
Unbelievable stuff
Gladystweet
Player Valuation: £50m
It's the Reggie K thread tomorrow.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
He's not an Everton man.
He's the sort of appointment you get when a business man who looks for short term return gets hold of the levers of club governance.
Tbh, if he shuts his grid and stops disrespecting this club (probably without even registering it, he's so arrogant) and gives us some decent football while he's here that would be acceptable for a couple of years. He's offering neither at the moment though.
I hope next time round someone maybe like Arteta who's learning his trade under the best at City and is an Everton man can get the job.
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....I thought we had a Koeman thread.
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