Ronald Koeman

[Groucho]

Hi Evertonians!!

I've read through this thread and I have to say there are some deluded chaps amongst you. Ronald Koeman is not going to be your manager, he's reiterated his position (again) today, there is no chance he will be leaving us before next summer. He's happy here, why would he take a step down and join Everton? You were a big club once upon a time, but let's not kid ourselves, you're not exactly flying these days are you? Koeman will sign an extension next week, of that I am certain. He may well leave us next summer, but it will be for a proper big club HE'S THAT GOOD!!

Good luck with whoever you get....Brendan Rogers is available !

So Southampton wind ups have replaced the Leicester ones?

Bye mate.

 

[longers]

Hi Evertonians!!

I've read through this thread and I have to say there are some deluded chaps amongst you. Ronald Koeman is not going to be your manager, he's reiterated his position (again) today, there is no chance he will be leaving us before next summer. He's happy here, why would he take a step down and join Everton? You were a big club once upon a time, but let's not kid ourselves, you're not exactly flying these days are you? Koeman will sign an extension next week, of that I am certain. He may well leave us next summer, but it will be for a proper big club HE'S THAT GOOD!!

Good luck with whoever you get....Brendan Rogers is available !

He didn't reiterate anything, he gave a generic comment that leaves the door open for him both staying and signing a new contract as well as possibly leaving.

Ps: 1 trophy in 130 years. Looooooool

 

[TheFinnFan]

Hahahaa

 

[Jamiednm]

No need to bite on that Southampton berk, they're an irrelevance in the grand scheme of things.

 

[longers]

Hi Evertonians!!

I've read through this thread and I have to say there are some deluded chaps amongst you. Ronald Koeman is not going to be your manager, he's reiterated his position (again) today, there is no chance he will be leaving us before next summer. He's happy here, why would he take a step down and join Everton? You were a big club once upon a time, but let's not kid ourselves, you're not exactly flying these days are you? Koeman will sign an extension next week, of that I am certain. He may well leave us next summer, but it will be for a proper big club HE'S THAT GOOD!!

Good luck with whoever you get....Brendan Rogers is available !

Is he that good ?

You'd think you were champs league contenders the way you're going on. You finished 8th and probably 7th in two seasons. Moyes's used to do better than that most seasons on a smaller budget lol.

I'm sure barca, real and Bayern are all lining upto sign a guy who finished 2-3 positions above mid table a couple of times. Amazing

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Hi Evertonians!!

I've read through this thread and I have to say there are some deluded chaps amongst you. Ronald Koeman is not going to be your manager, he's reiterated his position (again) today, there is no chance he will be leaving us before next summer. He's happy here, why would he take a step down and join Everton? You were a big club once upon a time, but let's not kid ourselves, you're not exactly flying these days are you? Koeman will sign an extension next week, of that I am certain. He may well leave us next summer, but it will be for a proper big club HE'S THAT GOOD!!

Good luck with whoever you get....Brendan Rogers is available !

You're only too welcome to the fat toaster; you tombstoned-toothed, woodland creature-raping, yokel. We have ambition AND heritage, what have you got....Syphilis?

Do you still burn people at the stake for whistling on a tuesday, down there, spazpecker?

 

[hktoffee]

Hi Evertonians!!

I've read through this thread and I have to say there are some deluded chaps amongst you. Ronald Koeman is not going to be your manager, he's reiterated his position (again) today, there is no chance he will be leaving us before next summer. He's happy here, why would he take a step down and join Everton? You were a big club once upon a time, but let's not kid ourselves, you're not exactly flying these days are you? Koeman will sign an extension next week, of that I am certain. He may well leave us next summer, but it will be for a proper big club HE'S THAT GOOD!!

Good luck with whoever you get....Brendan Rogers is available !

Everton is a big club. Soton is a lesser club we all know this. How many trophies have you won btw?

 

[Debunkology]

Hi Evertonians!!

I've read through this thread and I have to say there are some deluded chaps amongst you. Ronald Koeman is not going to be your manager, he's reiterated his position (again) today, there is no chance he will be leaving us before next summer. He's happy here, why would he take a step down and join Everton? You were a big club once upon a time, but let's not kid ourselves, you're not exactly flying these days are you? Koeman will sign an extension next week, of that I am certain. He may well leave us next summer, but it will be for a proper big club HE'S THAT GOOD!!

Good luck with whoever you get....Brendan Rogers is available !

Haha, This post has made my day. Thank you Saints fan.

 

[AndyZ]

Hi Evertonians!!

I've read through this thread and I have to say there are some deluded chaps amongst you. Ronald Koeman is not going to be your manager, he's reiterated his position (again) today, there is no chance he will be leaving us before next summer. He's happy here, why would he take a step down and join Everton? You were a big club once upon a time, but let's not kid ourselves, you're not exactly flying these days are you? Koeman will sign an extension next week, of that I am certain. He may well leave us next summer, but it will be for a proper big club HE'S THAT GOOD!!

Good luck with whoever you get....Brendan Rogers is available !

Silly WUM. *stifles yawn*

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Oh, and by the way @Saints Fan, still bitter that we got the cruise liner terminal?

Your business selling beads to fat american tourists must've taken a hit, eh? Must be hard trying to sell yer arse to sailors up the road at Pompey when you're riddled with the clap

 

[Jags..class]

Hi Evertonians!!

I've read through this thread and I have to say there are some deluded chaps amongst you. Ronald Koeman is not going to be your manager, he's reiterated his position (again) today, there is no chance he will be leaving us before next summer. He's happy here, why would he take a step down and join Everton? You were a big club once upon a time, but let's not kid ourselves, you're not exactly flying these days are you? Koeman will sign an extension next week, of that I am certain. He may well leave us next summer, but it will be for a proper big club HE'S THAT GOOD!!

Good luck with whoever you get....Brendan Rogers is available !

Koeman hadn't even heard of Southampton a few years ago, we were making history when he was a young lad

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Koeman hadn't even heard of Southampton a few years ago, we were making history when he was a young lad

Even before he was a bubble in a bottle of Grolsch.

 

[Debunkology]

Is he that good ?

Finishing 7th with Everton is not a massive accomplishment, its basically expected. But we are talking about Southampton here. So he might be the next Mourinho.

 

[ijjysmith]

Hi Evertonians!!

I've read through this thread and I have to say there are some deluded chaps amongst you. Ronald Koeman is not going to be your manager, he's reiterated his position (again) today, there is no chance he will be leaving us before next summer. He's happy here, why would he take a step down and join Everton? You were a big club once upon a time, but let's not kid ourselves, you're not exactly flying these days are you? Koeman will sign an extension next week, of that I am certain. He may well leave us next summer, but it will be for a proper big club HE'S THAT GOOD!!

Good luck with whoever you get....Brendan Rogers is available !

It's like I'm at work.

 

[Onwards Evertonians]

What time is the next act on?