Ross Barkley joins Chelsea, er, Villa on loan

[Kurt.]

lol I'm afraid not, pal.

Piece of string walks into a pub... landlord says “are you 18 piece of string ?”
String replies
“No..I’m a frayed knot “

 

[Baines' left foot]

Well, this is certainly the last time I try and have a little joke with a stranger on the internet.

My mum was right.

Don’t be like this, Carl.

 

[DanEFC92]

 

[Abraders]

Shots fired pew pew

 

[Azza]

 

[bignev23]

lol

 

[Groucho]

I see he’s opened his gob

 

[COYBL25]

He wasn`t coached much, as he was :

(a) Too thick to take instructions.

(b) Injured all the time.

(c) Hiding from gangsters.

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

Barkley has played 197 minutes in 7 PL games so far this season.

With no goals or assists.

 

[Groucho]

He wasn`t coached much, as he was :

(a) Too thick to take instructions.

(b) Injured all the time.

(c) Hiding from gangsters.

Good response from James Corbett

 

[Goat]

My God the poor fella cant even string a full sentence.

Maybe he should have been schooled instead of coached.

 

[longers]

To be fair our players not being coached much might explain why we've been gash for 25 odd years

 

[Zezti]

R A T
A
T

 

[Groucho]

My God the poor fella cant even string a full sentence.

Maybe he should have been schooled instead of coached.

Coming tomorrow, Ross starts learning his three-times-tables.....

 

[The binman chronicles]

He's just said "I'm at an age now to take..." so ergo I'm sure they tried but he couldn't take anything on board as he had the attention span of a 2 year old. Honestly what does that mean? Surely even 15 year olds should be able to learn tactics FFS.