Ross Barkley joins Chelsea, er, Villa on loan

[ToffeeDevil]

why does the whole ross/gangsta's mum thing sound like a poorly written fanfic

 

[Nymzee]

why does the whole ross/gangsta's mum thing sound like a poorly written fanfic

Clue's in the work deipnosophist.

 

[deipnosophist]

why does the whole ross/gangsta's mum thing sound like a poorly written fanfic

...because it was rags like the Daily mail that conveyed all the lurid details. Difficult to know exactly how much is true and how much is apocryphal. The Mirror's story with a picture of a pair of zippered leather knickers was particularly engrossing lol

 

[Jamo Martinez]

...because it was rags like the Daily mail that conveyed all the lurid details. Difficult to know exactly how much is true and how much is apocryphal. The Mirror's story with a picture of a pair of zippered leather knickers was particularly engrossing lol

I was wondering where I'd left them.

 

[deipnosophist]

I was wondering where I'd left them.

When I first saw that Mirror story, I must confess to thinking "I wonder if those panties might belong to someone on GOT?" lol

 

[YoboCopter]

Can people stop with the Barkley shouts please.

Even if WE wanted him and even Chelsea wanted to send him to us HE would not come back to the city.

How come hes back in the city alot and floats about without too much worry?

 

[Pat Butcher]

Linked with Aston Villa, good riddance tbh

 

[deipnosophist]

How come hes back in the city alot and floats about without too much worry?

I read somewhere that the MILF/GILF he goosed (the ma of the gangsta) sued for an amnesty... and her RS supporting gangsta son permits Roscoe 2 days visit every 6 weeks. The 'fatwa' is lifted on Merseyside for 48 hours and this is strictly enforced. According to the rag reports, Roscoe recently spent time on Ibiza with Bethany-Jo (the MILF/GILF) and a picture of him looking vey goosed actually popped up on this forum. The report also mentioned that his and BJ's relationship is a little strained due to the fatwa.

 

[4737carlin]

Hammers to bid last day of the window I reckon, choice is there or Villa for him, I think he will choose to stay in London

 

[Twinkletoes123]

 

[Parker]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ha

 

[navidson]

Found his level

Bellend

 

[maccavennie]

pmsl

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Only surprise was it not being Newcastle or West Ham.

Always thought he'd be a cert for either of them - and quicker than now.

Chelsea's transfer ban bought him time.

 

[GwladysBlue]

We all seen this coming, didn’t we?

Now off to obscurity he fades.