Ross Barkley joins Chelsea, er, Villa on loan

[larbert toffee]

This thread is the equivalent of when blokes gets sacked off by their birds and then spend all their time telling everyone how not arsed they are about it even though its clear the opposite is true.

Fell out of love with Ross a long time before he sacked us off, he's been ill advised and his ttme at Chelsea will be spent picking splinters out of his arse,for Barkley read Rodwell.

 

[longers]

Not really, it's the equivalent of a bloke and his ex- bird, who always dressed up dead sexy but hardly ever put out for him, going their separate ways after some blazing rows and her now being stuck with a new fella may have moved her into his big house but who never lets her leave or put her make up on.

Not really as in this case the one crying about it and bringing it up constantly is the person who got dumped whereas the person who did the dumping has moved on and never talks about their ex and just gets on with their life... whereas the dumpees can't stop posting about it.

 

[marsh]

Did he score the winner again

 

[EFCPaul]

Not really as in this case the one crying about it and bringing it up constantly is the person who got dumped whereas the person who did the dumping has moved on and never talks about their ex and just gets on with their life... whereas the dumpees can't stop posting about it.

He gets brought up because people are taking joy out of what a crap state his career is in after he allowed all the delusional hype some people made about him to go to his head. Things are far from perfect here but at least we're in control of our own destiny somewhat, we know Alllardyce is going in the summer and next season will be a fresh start with a new manager. Barkley has been fully fit since February and hardly kicked a ball for his new club and probably won't for the rest of the season. He'll be remembered in a decade or as so as classic case of too much, too soon like Wright-Philips, Bentley, Rodwell, etc.

 

[Connor]

Hello Ross, Hope you're listening
Forgive me if I’m young, for speaking out of turn
There’s someone I've been missing
I think that you could be the better half of me
You're in the wrong place trying to make it right
But I’m tired of justifying
So I say to you
Come home
Come home
Because I've been waiting for you for so long
For so long

 

[ilikecheese]

Hello Ross, Hope you're listening
Forgive me if I’m young, for speaking out of turn
There’s someone I've been missing
I think that you could be the better half of me
You're in the wrong place trying to make it right
But I’m tired of justifying
So I say to you
Come home
Come home
Because I've been waiting for you for so long
For so long

Much prefer dead rappers.


@MoutsGoat

 

[Goat]

Much prefer dead rappers.


@MoutsGoat

Now you see him, now you don't
Some RATS be here for the moment, and then they gone
What happened to 'em?
Well, let's see, it seems to be a mystery
But all I know I never let the money get to me
Stay down like the truest
Thug Life until I check out this bitch, I thought you knew this
Who is gonna catch me when I fall or even care to?
While you thinking I see you lost up in my rearview
Hear you is down with them Outlawz
Outcast, left far, I'm through like southpaws
But still we keep mashing till our dreams come through
Staring at Ross through my rearview

 

[ilikecheese]

Now you see him, now you don't
Some RATS be here for the moment, and then they gone
What happened to 'em?
Well, let's see, it seems to be a mystery
But all I know I never let the money get to me
Stay down like the truest
Thug Life until I check out this bitch, I thought you knew this
Who is gonna catch me when I fall or even care to?
While you thinking I see you lost up in my rearview
Hear you is down with them Outlawz
Outcast, left far, I'm through like southpaws
But still we keep mashing till our dreams come through
Staring at Ross through my rearview

Modern day prophet there. Named and shamed.

 

[PhilM]

I can't see ross on the pitch.

He's really good at being the invisible man ain't ,the new Ozil.

That's slightly fair on Ozil as he actually regularly gets onto the pitch, whereas Ross looks destined for a future of chief bench warmer for Chelsea.

Furthermore, to be fair to Ozil while he does goes through fits and spurts of offering nothing, he's a much better player than Ross will ever be.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Shoe-in for the golden boot.


The security guard at Chelsea that escorts the players out of the building when they've been sold/released likes to wear golden shoes...

 

[MikeH72]

Not really as in this case the one crying about it and bringing it up constantly is the person who got dumped whereas the person who did the dumping has moved on and never talks about their ex and just gets on with their life... whereas the dumpees can't stop posting about it.

How about people are just laughing at something that's funny?

 

[degsy]

Much prefer dead rappers.


@MoutsGoat

Yeah, kill em all.

 

[Frang]

Now you see him, now you don't
Some RATS be here for the moment, and then they gone
What happened to 'em?
Well, let's see, it seems to be a mystery
But all I know I never let the money get to me
Stay down like the truest
Thug Life until I check out this bitch, I thought you knew this
Who is gonna catch me when I fall or even care to?
While you thinking I see you lost up in my rearview
Hear you is down with them Outlawz
Outcast, left far, I'm through like southpaws
But still we keep mashing till our dreams come through
Staring at Ross through my rearview

ur one of them dads that dances at weddings and kids disco's aren't you!

 

[Goat]

ur one of them dads that dances at weddings and kids disco's aren't you!

God no, the missus does the dancing with the kids.

 

[Eggs]

..I suspect we dodged a bullet not getting him on a mega bucks contract.