I like the lack of Barry. He turns slower than one of the moons orbiting round Goat. I just love your footballing mantra, you'd just want a team of Mirrallas and Barkleys. It could go horribly wrong but it will look phenomenal while it does.
We'd have world class ten minute bursts, followed by 80 mins of utter chaos and in fighting, essentially we'd be the dutch team if they were all beaked up to the eyeballs