Nah it's you that looks daft lad.
If we're going down the route of "if you heard it on TV it doesn't count as you weren't at the game" then it's a sad state of affairs.
FWIW I've had a season ticket for 3/4 of my life, I'm very aware of what the 'Goodison groan' sounds like, I've literally heard it thousands of times. Thousands. It happened at United several times, it happens at every game several times, and I'm not surprised one bit that our players don't look forward to going out and playing in it.
Look back on Fiorentina to see what Goodison is capable of, and what happened that night. Absolutely thousands of miles away from a load of idiots in the paddock hysterically hissing because a pass doesn't come off.