2021/22 Salomón Rondón

[PhilM]

The words "move" and "quickly" don't apply to Rondon unfortunately.

They apply perfectly well when he sees the buffet open.

 

[TimHowardsBeardJuice]

I was screaming at the tv whenever the ex manager played him and I know he got booed but tbh it was the ex manager who did him a disservice by running him out there when he wasn’t fit.

I would love for him to come good. It would be another way to celebrate the departure of the ex manager.

 

[Dancing Pat]

The Red Echo have compared him to Lineker…

Someone’s been on the shrooms

 

[Sheedy's right knee.]

The Red Echo have compared him to Lineker…

Someone’s been on the shrooms

I wouldn’t mind a few shrooms,

 

[Dancing Pat]

I wouldn’t mind a few shrooms,

They’ve helped me this season, that’s for sure!

 

[Sheedy's right knee.]

Haha, it’s been pre lockdown since I’ve had any. They are the creme de la crime. Nothing compares.

 

[Sheedy's right knee.]

Creme sorry. Just enjoying a nice Rioja. Doesn’t quite cut it to be fair mate.

 

[windymiller]

I wouldn’t mind a few shrooms,

Haha, it’s been pre lockdown since I’ve had any. They are the creme de la crime. Nothing compares.

Creme sorry. Just enjoying a nice Rioja. Doesn’t quite cut it to be fair mate.

U OK, Hun?

 

[helpimonfire]

The Red Echo have compared him to Lineker…

Someone’s been on the shrooms

We should use them, we would be champignons

 

[Austrax]

This will be a massive confidence booster for him!!!

10 out 10 to to the lad for all the crap he’s had to cop, wouldn’t be my first choice for us up front, but heh you gotta laugh Rondon gets a hat trick on international duties brilliant, well done lad.

 

[4737carlin]

10 out 10 to to the lad for all the crap he’s had to cop, wouldn’t be my first choice for us up front, but heh you gotta laugh Rondon gets a hat trick on international duties brilliant, well done lad.

First Everton player to get one since 86 I'm told, once a striker gets a taste for the goal again good things happen.

 

[Tel001]

I feel sorry for this guy. Rafael picked him even though he is not good enough.

I wish him well for the future, but I hope he never plays a game for us again.

Don’t feel to sorry , this guy gave up trying to be competitive the day he went to China. He’s counting his money that’s all

 

[Vedder]

First Everton player to get one since 86 I'm told, once a striker gets a taste for the goal again good things happen.

Good things could happen you say...has he been sold ?

 

[Tel001]

I can run 100m in less time that it takes this fella to get a shot off. I’m 41 years old, smoke and have arthritis in both knees .

 

[Toffeelover]

Wow we have a world class striker on our hands and we did not know.