2021/22 Salomón Rondón

[Karbutar]

He’s probably had about 3 shots since he joined and that isn’t even an exaggeration.

17 shots, 5 on target, averaging a shot every 42 minutes, with a conversion rate of 6%. Prolific.

 

[Carloblues]

17 shots, 5 on target, averaging a shot every 42 minutes, with a conversion rate of 6%. Prolific.

narrr not having that.

what are they counting as shots? i'm not having that

 

[Clarky cat]

Baller

 

[DanB90]

Isn’t a Rondon hat trick one of the signs of the Apocalypse?

 

[DanB90]

Oh. Just seen it was against a bunch of lemo farmers.

Never mind.

 

[Karbutar]

narrr not having that.

what are they counting as shots? i'm not having that

It's just over 1 shot per game, and I assume that they count blocked shots etc.
DCL is on 18 shots in 6 games for comparison

 

[Toffeelover]

Perhaps we can move him on quickly in the next 2 days.

 

[Carloblues]

It's just over 1 shot per game, and I assume that they count blocked shots etc.
DCL is on 18 shots in 6 games for comparison

still hard to believe that, i would have believed you if you said he's had 17 touches in all his minutes

 

[maccavennie]

Perhaps we can move him on quickly in the next 2 days.

The words "move" and "quickly" don't apply to Rondon unfortunately.

 

[Toffeelover]

The words "move" and "quickly" don't apply to Rondon unfortunately.

And loads of other unwanted garbage, no need for to print names you know like all of us who they are.

 

[PhilM]

Isn’t a Rondon hat trick one of the signs of the Apocalypse?

I imagine it is what its like when you take heroin.

 

[Terrarian]

Hat-Trick for Salomon Rondon. Just shows you what can happen when you utilise a player correctly and work to his strengths. Quality forward who we can't afford let go.

You're being a little monkey today lol

 

[Yarrgh]

I just hope the big dope's return flight goes via the Bermuda triangle.

 

[Barca Blue]

Salomon Rondon is the first Everton player to score a hat-trick in an official international match since Gary Lineker against Poland in the 1986 World Cup.

 

[Yarrgh]

Salomon Rondon is the first Everton player to score a hat-trick in an official international match since Gary Lineker against Poland in the 1986 World Cup.

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Maybe Barcelona are waiting to swoop now too.