AdaBrummieblue
Player Valuation: £20m
Whenever I have gravy on my dinner from now on, I'm going to have a bit extra, in solidarity with Our Samuel. I'm gonna keep drinking extra until the wheels fall off our recovery or he wins us a pot and cements his name in Everton folklore. I call on all Evertonians to drink more Bisto, it's for the good of the club.