Transfer Rumour Sandro Ramirez

[toffeejack]

Worse, there wasnt even a window there!!!!!

because it doesn't open until the 1st july?

 

[EFCccc]

If Joyce says its done, then its done.

 

[mixed_up]

We'll probably resign Jelavich. This is just SO Everton...an absolute balls up.
We will never win anything ever again.

I am broken.

You come across as French due to the 'au' in maul. is this true or false and can you give a historical background into the meaning of your name? For those like me who are not enlightened?

 

[cromofo]

If Joyce says its done, then its done.

This chap is gospel

 

[mixed_up]

Sandro's sports agency have delivered a statement this evening:

Sandro elegirá a Ronald Koeman en su esfuerzo por encontrar fresas para la Copa de Campeones. Malaga ya no es una opción para la calabaza de juego libre en su debido tiempo para entregar las palmeras de everton. Contrato de 4 años y apretón de manos pero no será cantado hasta julio. Ronald koeman feliz como la mierda


Can anyone translate, my keyboard is broken

 

[Connor]

Sandro's sports agency have delivered a statement this evening:

Sandro elegirá a Ronald Koeman en su esfuerzo por encontrar fresas para la Copa de Campeones. Malaga ya no es una opción para la calabaza de juego libre en su debido tiempo para entregar las palmeras de everton. Contrato de 4 años y apretón de manos pero no será cantado hasta julio. Ronald koeman feliz como la mierda

They added further in Marca and all:

Iba a ir Everton pero no me gusta el llanto. El azul del Everton no es el color de Aleti. Hablo con Koeman y él dice, ok esto es fútbol pero no.

 

[a bell maul]

You come across as French due to the 'au' in maul. is this true or false and can you give a historical background into the meaning of your name? For those like me who are not enlightened?

I am a little too depressed with this window to herein recount the happy circumstances surrounding my username's etymology. When the gloom (and yes, anger) has lifted, I might supply engaging tale...but right now? right now I am just broken

 

[Buckshot Lafonque]

They added further in Marca and all:

Iba a ir Everton pero no me gusta el llanto. El azul del Everton no es el color de Aleti. Hablo con Koeman y él dice, ok esto es fútbol pero no.

lol

 

[PeregrineT]

Sandro's sports agency have delivered a statement this evening:

Sandro elegirá a Ronald Koeman en su esfuerzo por encontrar fresas para la Copa de Campeones. Malaga ya no es una opción para la calabaza de juego libre en su debido tiempo para entregar las palmeras de everton. Contrato de 4 años y apretón de manos pero no será cantado hasta julio. Ronald koeman feliz como la mierda


Can anyone translate, my keyboard is broken

I believe it says , "Sandro was heading over to shake Koemans hands, it was a done deal, then he slipped on some strawberries, his attempt to break his fall did him no gourd, and he fractured his palms. He is out for the season and wont be signing"

 

[mixed_up]

I am a little too depressed with this window to herein recount the happy circumstances surrounding my username's etymology. When the gloom (and yes, anger) has lifted, I might supply engaging tale...but right now? right now I am just broken

cheer up my friend. whatever's getting you down is not worth the bother.

 

[a bell maul]

I believe it says , "Sandro was heading over to shake Koemans hands, it was a done deal, then he slipped on some strawberries, his attempt to break his fall did him no gourd, and he fractured his palms. He is out for the season and wont be signing"

This is a joke....right?
Please tell me this is a piss take

 

[ToffeeDevil]

Sandro's sports agency have delivered a statement this evening:

Sandro elegirá a Ronald Koeman en su esfuerzo por encontrar fresas para la Copa de Campeones. Malaga ya no es una opción para la calabaza de juego libre en su debido tiempo para entregar las palmeras de everton. Contrato de 4 años y apretón de manos pero no será cantado hasta julio. Ronald koeman feliz como la mierda


Can anyone translate, my keyboard is broken

Sandro will choose Ronald Koeman in his effort to find strawberries for the Champions Cup. Malaga is no longer an option for the gourd of free play in due course to deliver the everton palms. Contract of 4 years and handshake but will not be sung until July. Ronald Koeman happy as [Poor language removed]

lol

But it seems like it just says were done and it'll be announced in July.

 

[everton2004]

Sandro was about to sign then Bill walked in and started talking about his West End shows. It seems he had a quick change of heart. Bill was gutted.

 

[a bell maul]

What idiot left slippery strawberries lying about. Sandros' gourd has taken a knock apparently and he's out of action until palm sunday

 

[Smig1878]

Do you think the image rights issue is the likely cause for the delay?
Please, pleeeease be right!!

More likely he's away is the hold up. Fact is if he'd pulled the plug since Saturday why wouldn't Malaga have announced it or why are there absolutely no rumours that Random FC have agreed to sign him. The media vacuum is deafening because if there was a chance we'd lost this deal we all know there are a lot of journalists who'd have it all over there columns/twitter etc to get their views up not to mention those who'd bloody relish the opportunity to knock us back down a peg or two?