Transfer Rumour Sandro Ramirez

[Tony Hibbert's 3rd leg]

A case study in the contemporary Everton transfer saga. We've had the ups and downs. The initial buzz of signing a good player - spotted in hotel - He doesnt have that much hair? The cheekbones are wrong. Man in cap turns out not to be Sandro but cameraman.

Another photo.... IT IS SANDRO. AND WALSH LA.

Medical done this weekend, ANNOUNCE SANDRO.

The highlights video. The pretending to know the players history since under 15s. Nobody knows when he's signing. Everybody knows when he's signing.

A week, another week. Maybe he doesn't like us? Itks everywhere. But maybe Athletico? Transfer ban? Maybe join in Jan. No it's back on. But what of same old Arsenal rumour? Watch every Spain u21 game , analyse every movement, impressive. He likes a tweet. He follows Ron k. Journalists say it's done. Release clause after a year what's this nonsense? Oh it's confirmed nonsense. Malaga holding up the deal? Bro?

More days pass, what's up? Bedwetting. Announcement the weekend, no. He'll sign after u21 tournament. But why wait so long? Having doubts. Spain progress. WHAT'S THIS?! REAL MADRID WHAT. SAME OLD.

oooh some jarg journo said it so it's back on. Madrid President rubbish rumour.

Will it ever end?! Tune in for more.

 

[matty1878]

This thread is like a scary wet fart. 1st the giggle of what's coming. 2nd the moment it happens. 3rd the realisation all is not as it seems. 4th PANIC. 5th realisation of what's to come. 6th I feel wet, do I feel wet? Ah damn it I better check. 7th potential stink. 8th massive relief. 9th checks finger, take that, could have been worse. 10th relax........ Wipes finger on nearest object. 11th farts again.....

lol lol lol lol just woke up and I'm in stitches

 

[MACCA75]

The absolute state of Alan Brazil. He looks like a testicle in human form.

 

[tadpole]

Not a Twitterer myself, but I don't see the tweet here - https://twitter.com/Malagacf_en . Does this mean that it's not real ?

 

[Sapie88]

Not a Twitterer myself, but I don't see the tweet here - https://twitter.com/Malagacf_en . Does this mean that it's not real ?

They've deleted it mate, must be due to that sentence making no sense.

 

[Bungle]

This thread is like a scary wet fart. 1st the giggle of what's coming. 2nd the moment it happens. 3rd the realisation all is not as it seems. 4th PANIC. 5th realisation of what's to come. 6th I feel wet, do I feel wet? Ah damn it I better check. 7th potential stink. 8th massive relief. 9th checks finger, take that, could have been worse. 10th relax........ Wipes finger on nearest object. 11th farts again.....

I think you may actually have aids

 

[kithnou]

Not a Twitterer myself, but I don't see the tweet here - https://twitter.com/Malagacf_en . Does this mean that it's not real ?

 

[Kal El]

If he signs, he signs...if not we just release the Walsh..

 

[rochdaleblue]

Not a Twitterer myself, but I don't see the tweet here - https://twitter.com/Malagacf_en . Does this mean that it's not real ?

Exactly. Like the official Real Madrid page, there is no mention of Sandro anywhere.

 

[cromofo]

Not a Twitterer myself, but I don't see the tweet here - https://twitter.com/Malagacf_en . Does this mean that it's not real ?

If it's a screencap of a tweet and not an embed, it's fake/photoshopped.

 

[kithnou]

If it's a screencap of a tweet and not an embed, it's fake/photoshopped.

No chance a "non twitterer" is going to get any of that

 

[Stephen Gibson]

I think you may actually have aids

That's a bit below the belt.

 

[devogue]

Exactly. Like the official Real Madrid page, there is no mention of Sandro anywhere.

Not a Twitterer myself, but I don't see the tweet here - https://twitter.com/Malagacf_en . Does this mean that it's not real ?

 

[carolinablue232]

Reminds me so much of L Suarez

NEA

So long as he doesn't bite anyone or roll around like he's been shot after the slightest contact (or no contact), that's a very good thing. Fingers crossed.

 

[cromofo]

No chance a "non twitterer" is going to get any of that

I tried.

He can google.