Transfer Rumour Sandro Ramirez

[AmericanBlue]

If he signs, he signs...if not we just release the Walsh..

That doesn't look like him. Do you think he has changed lately?

 

[Bungle]

That's a bit below the belt.

 

[toffeejack]

how on earth did THAT used to play football, look at it!

i mean it was only 15 years ago he scored an fa cup final goal.

 

[carolinablue232]

This guy just f#&ks every transfer up dosent he

To be fair, he did say Real coup. If it's real, he can still say he called it

 

[Stephen Gibson]

I feel defeated by a gif. The rage in my head is strong but we'll played.

 

[a bell maul]

Is this the greatest transfer thread of all time? I'm saying 'yes, yes it is!!'
Will some thread in the future supersede it? No, I don't think so. This thread, fuelled by zaniness and bollocks, has attained escape velocity ; it will be forever with the stars.

 

[gmb]

He's a club legend whether he signs or not as far as I'm concerned. 419 pages. Good lord.

 

[EFCccc]

Is this the greatest transfer thread of all time? I'm saying 'yes, yes it is!!'
Will some thread in the future supersede it? No, I don't think so. This thread, fuelled by zaniness and bollocks, has attained escape velocity ; it will be forever with the stars.

You obviously weren't in the Witsel thread.

 

[LostLegend]

He's a club legend whether he signs or not as far as I'm concerned. 419 pages. Good lord.

For context:
Jordan Pickford, our club record signing and most expensive british goalkeeper ever; a man who has actually signed for us has 45 pages... lol

 

[kev]

You obviously weren't in the Witsel thread.

A 641 page classic. By comparison this thread is still only at the 'potential' stage.

 

[Lapeno77]

What did the Nzogbia thread finish on. That was a bit of an epic if memory serves.

 

[marnie]

WTF......... Go to work and WE'VE LOST HIM !!!! Everton that FFS

 

[GwladysPhil]

Where's the Ramirez money bill

 

[marnie]

I give up ...something wasn't right when Pickfords deal went through and this one didn't. We move on without this bloke anyway.

 

[Abraders]

A case study in the contemporary Everton transfer saga. We've had the ups and downs. The initial buzz of signing a good player - spotted in hotel - He doesnt have that much hair? The cheekbones are wrong. Man in cap turns out not to be Sandro but cameraman.

Another photo.... IT IS SANDRO. AND WALSH LA.

Medical done this weekend, ANNOUNCE SANDRO.

The highlights video. The pretending to know the players history since under 15s. Nobody knows when he's signing. Everybody knows when he's signing.

A week, another week. Maybe he doesn't like us? Itks everywhere. But maybe Athletico? Transfer ban? Maybe join in Jan. No it's back on. But what of same old Arsenal rumour? Watch every Spain u21 game , analyse every movement, impressive. He likes a tweet. He follows Ron k. Journalists say it's done. Release clause after a year what's this nonsense? Oh it's confirmed nonsense. Malaga holding up the deal? Bro?

More days pass, what's up? Bedwetting. Announcement the weekend, no. He'll sign after u21 tournament. But why wait so long? Having doubts. Spain progress. WHAT'S THIS?! REAL MADRID WHAT. SAME OLD.

oooh some jarg journo said it so it's back on. Madrid President rubbish rumour.

Will it ever end?! Tune in for more.

This might be the best post I've ever seen lol