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[GwladysPhil]

Anyone know where I can get a new waterproof mattress from?

 

[Bungle]

Anyone know where I can get a new waterproof mattress from?

Most of us have covered our mattresses in a thin layer of jizz and this acts as a natural water repellent. Get on xhamster and get it waterproofed yourself.

 

[a bell maul]

Most of us have covered our mattresses in a thin layer of jizz and this acts as a natural water repellent. Get on xhamster and get it waterproofed yourself.

I suggest you would need to mix the jizz with some paraffin to effect some semi water-repellent property.
I suspect xhamster won't enlighten on the proper jizz/paraffin stoichiometry, but it might well lend suggestion toward apparatus set-up.

 

[Hangleton]

My phone is picking up on what the forum is all about.

 

[Bungle]

I suggest you would need to mix the jizz with some paraffin to effect some semi water-repellent property.
I suspect xhamster won't enlighten on the proper jizz/paraffin stoichiometry, but it might well lend suggestion toward apparatus set-up.

Are you @deipnosophist

 

[royalblue66]

I suggest you would need to mix the jizz with some paraffin to effect some semi water-repellent property.
I suspect xhamster won't enlighten on the proper jizz/paraffin stoichiometry, but it might well lend suggestion toward apparatus set-up.

Is it legal ?

 

[Hangleton]

Are you @deipnosophist

Wrong time zone surely.

 

[a bell maul]

Are you @deipnosophist

deipnosophist?..."a person who is a master of dinner-table conversation"

Not really...I don't get out enough...as you can probably tell

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Most of us have covered our mattresses in a thin layer of jizz and this acts as a natural water repellent. Get on xhamster and get it waterproofed yourself.

I suggest you would need to mix the jizz with some paraffin to effect some semi water-repellent property.
I suspect xhamster won't enlighten on the proper jizz/paraffin stoichiometry, but it might well lend suggestion toward apparatus set-up.

Talk about bringing the tone down... on topic please.

 

[a bell maul]

Talk about bringing the tone down... on topic please.

apologies

 

[tommye]

Talk about bringing the tone down... on topic please.

Tbf Bunghole is just being himself. No excuses for the other horror.

 

[a bell maul]

Tbf Bunghole is just being himself. No excuses for the other horror.

it's a bit rich you calling someone else a bunghole

 

[tommye]

it's a bit bit rich you calling someone else a bunghole

It's a term usually reserved for your mother, but I felt it to be suitable above also.

 

[tmgc]

There is only one Messi, unrepeatable

Current U21 squad for Spain have 4 former La Masia players although Munir's (5) absence is an odd one - Grimaldo injured just as tournament was starting (6)

"Gareth..sorry Guillem, I'm off to to the bingo now, yer dinners in the oven, it's your favourite Pie,Chips and beans with Chorizo"

"I'll be down in a minute madre"

"Do you want anything bringing back?"

"Si madre, a bag of cheese and onion and 20 Ducados"

 

[GrandOldTeam]

it's a bit bit rich you calling someone else a bunghole

It's a term usually reserved for your mother, but I felt it to be suitable above also.

Off topic warnings triggered chaps.