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2024/25 Sean Dyche - Sacked

They’re all actually just talking to each other now in a vacuous loop. We’ve got imaginary scenarios in May you’d like to see the ‘Dychettes’ play out, Putin for manager, getting irate about Brighton and whether they’re top 7, some one else doesn’t like his mates and how they stand together, inventing a player mutiny, someone scrambling around trying to count posts but can’t find the right button, Dyche’s wife and the validity of their marriage is next, then just a list of genenral stereotypes from Burnley, and now we’ve got fake quotes from him at the Ballon D’or. This is all just the last two pages without a single ‘Dychette’ even posting.

Keep going lads, you’re doing a great job.
 

They’re all actually just talking to each other now in a vacuous loop. We’ve got imaginary scenarios in May you’d like to see the ‘Dychettes’ play out, Putin for manager, getting irate about Brighton and whether they’re top 7, some one else doesn’t like his mates and how they stand together, inventing a player mutiny, someone scrambling around trying to count posts but can’t find the right button, Dyche’s wife and the validity of their marriage is next, then just a list of genenral stereotypes from Burnley, and now we’ve got fake quotes from him at the Ballon D’or. This is all just the last two pages without a single ‘Dychette’ even posting.

Keep going lads, you’re doing a great job.

You’re literally just talking to yourself here.
 
I stumbled accross this this morning (don't ask) and one thing really sticks out......he is still playing like he did a lot a bUrnley but with DCL pretty much alone. His tactics apply to a 442 but he isnt really shaping the team that way, there is only one man upfront - am I missing something?
He talks about quick play from the keeper or tarks releasing the ball to the two upfront or one of the full backs after an opposition attack, (10 minutes in in the video) but... we only have one up front and no full back in place at that time. Has he gone mad?? DCL or Mcneil are rarely up with DCL in time and we just lose possession -

I know there are much better football analysts on here than me.

 
They’re all actually just talking to each other now in a vacuous loop. We’ve got imaginary scenarios in May you’d like to see the ‘Dychettes’ play out, Putin for manager, getting irate about Brighton and whether they’re top 7, some one else doesn’t like his mates and how they stand together, inventing a player mutiny, someone scrambling around trying to count posts but can’t find the right button, Dyche’s wife and the validity of their marriage is next, then just a list of genenral stereotypes from Burnley, and now we’ve got fake quotes from him at the Ballon D’or. This is all just the last two pages without a single ‘Dychette’ even posting.

Keep going lads, you’re doing a great job.

Is everything okay mate ?
 

They’re all actually just talking to each other now in a vacuous loop. We’ve got imaginary scenarios in May you’d like to see the ‘Dychettes’ play out, Putin for manager, getting irate about Brighton and whether they’re top 7, some one else doesn’t like his mates and how they stand together, inventing a player mutiny, someone scrambling around trying to count posts but can’t find the right button, Dyche’s wife and the validity of their marriage is next, then just a list of genenral stereotypes from Burnley, and now we’ve got fake quotes from him at the Ballon D’or. This is all just the last two pages without a single ‘Dychette’ even posting.

Keep going lads, you’re doing a great job.
Can I clarify something? Are you one of the Dychettes?
 
They’re all actually just talking to each other now in a vacuous loop. We’ve got imaginary scenarios in May you’d like to see the ‘Dychettes’ play out, Putin for manager, getting irate about Brighton and whether they’re top 7, some one else doesn’t like his mates and how they stand together, inventing a player mutiny, someone scrambling around trying to count posts but can’t find the right button, Dyche’s wife and the validity of their marriage is next, then just a list of genenral stereotypes from Burnley, and now we’ve got fake quotes from him at the Ballon D’or. This is all just the last two pages without a single ‘Dychette’ even posting.

Keep going lads, you’re doing a great job.

I see you’re still unreasonably angry that people are talking about Sean Dyche in the Sean Dyche thread.
 

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