2024/25 Sean Dyche - Sacked

[Dyo1878]

The equalising goal was weird yesterday though wasn’t it.

There’s Everton pushing forward in the 94th minute which is odd because all we do is have 11 players camped in our penalty area and give up whenever we’re a goal down.

We then take a short throw in which is bizarre because all we do is live for set piece opportunities to launch balls into boxes

It then gets worked on the deck between Mangala and Idrissa Gueye which is weird because Mangala is a new signing and Dyche wouldn’t be playing them this season

Rather than getting hoofed into the box it is worked out wide to Mykolenko who for some reason has disobeyed Dyche and crossed the halfway line which of course never actually happened because Everton full backs don’t cross the half way line

Then instead of just lobbing it in from deep which we apparently do all the time he finds Ndiaye who I was shocked to see because he also shouldn’t be playing this season because he’s not a Dyche player, Dyche hates him, he doesn’t play new signings, he’s had all attacking flair coached out of him, and he will never play ahead of Harrison Docuoure or McNeill in the team.

Then Ndiaye who has all attacking flair coached out of him somehow finds a cross and there at the back post is the other fullback in the penalty area who has also disobeyed Dyche’s instructions to somehow cross the half way line.

He pulls it back to Beto who Dyche never plays who puts it in.


BTW the top assisting fullback in the PL is now Ashley Young who has played less than 7 games.

Its almost as though some of the stuff written on here is complete and utter rubbish not supported by anything actually happening in reality.

Dyche doesn’t play young players

Dyche won’t play new signings

We just hoof it aimlessly hoping for a flick on

All 10 players are just camped in our box booting it away

The game is over once we go a goal down

Dyche doesn’t let his fullbacks over the halfway line


Keep them coming, complete and utter laughable delusional total wham.

This genuinely might be the worst football take I’ve ever seen in my life.

 

[kenada_blue]

Why are Brighton a top 7 side? Just out of curiosity.

As they finished 11th last season only ahead of us on goal difference.

Put them wherever you want to

 

[windymiller]

The same people who ‘aren’t fussed’ about 94th minute equalisers are the same people who were on here when the Brighton line up was released before the first game going hysterical that a teenage right back wasn’t starting. They seem very fussed to me.

Are they similar to the type of poster who claims not to be too fussed about Dyche as a manager but then post 30 times a day to castigate anyone who dares criticise him? Asking for a friend.

 

[Delargeinho]

I hope in his interview for the United job he points to the development of Dixon, Simms and Harrison Armstrong under him.

You forgot the mighty rip off of Michael Keane and making him reviving again only conceding 1 goal in 3 games with him starting.

 

[Marius57]

Put them wherever you want to

I don’t need to put them anywhere. They put themselves there.

It’s just people on here pretending that them and Fulham are top 7 teams.

 

[Delargeinho]

Why are Brighton a top 7 side? Just out of curiosity.

As they finished 11th last season only ahead of us on goal difference.

Did they actually say this lol.

But the gap is big between West Ham and Brighton as bottom top half teams on paper and Fulham that is for me on paper the best bottom half.

 

[Marius57]

Did they actually say this lol.

But the gap is big between West Ham and Brighton as bottom top half teams on paper and Fulham that is for me on paper the best bottom half.

Yes. Was comparing “top 7” teams we had played and had Brighton in the list.

Then I was also told on here that Fulham are targeting 7th this season.

So two teams that we finished ahead of/level with last season.

Yet we are supposedly only targeting 17th and should be impressed with Dyche if he keeps us up again.

 

[COYBL25]

Are they similar to the type of poster who claims not to be too fussed about Dyche as a manager but then post 30 times a day to castigate anyone who dares criticise him? Asking for a friend.

He’s the self appointed Dyche police mate, same as he was the self appointed Benitez police

 

[windymiller]

He’s the self appointed Dyche police mate, same as he was the self appointed Benitez police

He definitely has a "type"

 

[Delargeinho]

Yes. Was comparing “top 7” teams we had played and had Brighton in the list.

Then I was also told on here that Fulham are targeting 7th this season.

So two teams that we finished ahead of/level with last season.

Yet we are supposedly only targeting 17th and should be impressed with Dyche if he keeps us up again.

I take the middle of that.

Brighton this season is clearly ahead, they massively upgraded the squad with the manager and players.

Fulham I think is the product of continuous good work of a manager and good squad-building. Have no big weaknesses in the squad.

 

[MACCA75]

Imagine spending about 3 hours of your day, every day, going in to bat for this dinosaur manager that has us playing the most uninspiring, insipid, cowardly football I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

 

[blueboy72]

Has anyone checked Dyche's odds for the vacant Man Utd job?

His name wouldn’t have even got a mention in the boardroom. Going for Ruben Amorim

 

[blueboy72]

We may lose him to Man Utd. He would be ace at steadying their sinking ship. His credentials prove it over the past few years. Imagine the rage on here if they poach him from us.

Go and have a bet mate, a £10 bet would probably get you 2 weeks in Spain

 

[COYBL25]

Imagine spending about 3 hours of your day, every day, going in to bat for this dinosaur manager that has us playing the most uninspiring, insipid, cowardly football I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Steady on mate, you’ll awaken the Kraken from its slumbers.

 

[Davideeyore]

I'm at work didn't realise United sacked Ten.

We've sacked about ten over the last 8 years.

But at least they're being proactive.