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2024/25 Sean Dyche - Sacked

I’m just saying be careful what you wish for. Sometimes managers that can get a win for toffee down the Den leave and end up being really quality managers at their new club. *coogh* Silva *cough*
Ah The old Kenwright mantra.
I wish for more than 8 wins in a calendar year from an arrogant bellend who can’t wait to puff his chest out and take all the plaudits when he gets an extremely lucky draw but also can’t wait to absolve himself of blame when his team loses.
I wish for a detestable loser to at least try players in different positions or formations to see if he can try and achieve scoring at least a goal every now and then instead of not being able to score in 8 of the last 10 games.
I wish for a contemptible, cowardly arse-candle to take responsibility for going on the worst winless run in the club’s entire 150 year existence
I wish for a man being paid £5m a year to be able to have at least resolved some outstanding issues after 2 years in post instead of constantly bringing them up as an excuse for his failings.
Most of all, I want a manager to work with all of his squad instead of just a select few and try to improve on the disgusting levels of what have become acceptable.
Should I be careful wishing for that? because at the moment Sean Dyche is consistently proving he’s clueless and that the game has evolved well beyond his capabilities
 
Been sent this screenshot from Twitter. Not sure if it’s already been posted in here, or how wild these accusations are.
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Ah The old Kenwright mantra.
I wish for more than 8 wins in a calendar year from an arrogant bellend who can’t wait to puff his chest out and take all the plaudits when he gets an extremely lucky draw but also can’t wait to absolve himself of blame when his team loses.
I wish for a detestable loser to at least try players in different positions or formations to see if he can try and achieve scoring at least a goal every now and then instead of not being able to score in 8 of the last 10 games.
I wish for a contemptible, cowardly arse-candle to take responsibility for going on the worst winless run in the club’s entire 150 year existence
I wish for a man being paid £5m a year to be able to have at least resolved some outstanding issues after 2 years in post instead of constantly bringing them up as an excuse for his failings.
Most of all, I want a manager to work with all of his squad instead of just a select few and try to improve on the disgusting levels of what have become acceptable.
Should I be careful wishing for that? because at the moment Sean Dyche is consistently proving he’s clueless and that the game has evolved well beyond his capabilities
Bravo….I read that in the voice of Denis Leary
 

It might seem a novel concept, but why can't the manager you know change tactics?

Can cry all you want about the players not being good enough to score goals, its his job to find a way to do so.

Instead of trotting out the same dull tripe he does every week of 451. Maybe just maybe change the system to provide more attacking options, regardless of their quality, having more numbers up top provides more openings.

But I already know this isn't possible as the fella hasn't got the faintest clue how to set up a team any different than what hes done since he was first given a managers job 15 years ago.
Imagine how much he'd charge for that.

It'd be cheaper to get relegated.
 
Ah The old Kenwright mantra.
I wish for more than 8 wins in a calendar year from an arrogant bellend who can’t wait to puff his chest out and take all the plaudits when he gets an extremely lucky draw but also can’t wait to absolve himself of blame when his team loses.
I wish for a detestable loser to at least try players in different positions or formations to see if he can try and achieve scoring at least a goal every now and then instead of not being able to score in 8 of the last 10 games.
I wish for a contemptible, cowardly arse-candle to take responsibility for going on the worst winless run in the club’s entire 150 year existence
I wish for a man being paid £5m a year to be able to have at least resolved some outstanding issues after 2 years in post instead of constantly bringing them up as an excuse for his failings.
Most of all, I want a manager to work with all of his squad instead of just a select few and try to improve on the disgusting levels of what have become acceptable.
Should I be careful wishing for that? because at the moment Sean Dyche is consistently proving he’s clueless and that the game has evolved well beyond his capabilities
Agree with every word. Great post.
 

Who was that Wigan manager (ex rs striker) who had a pic of himself lying on the bed looking like a right dirty git? I'd love it if a pic of Dyche came out looking similar.

Who was that Wigan manager (ex rs striker) who had a pic of himself lying on the bed looking like a right dirty git? I'd love it if a pic of Dyche came out looking similar.
Paul jewel ?
 
Gareth Southgate with Stuart Pearce as his number 2 is the name going round the toffee tower
Hiring Southgate is the the worst appointment TFG could make, unlikeable, weird and a fraud like Dyche. He also struggled to get the best out of a talented attacking England side, what would he do with this Everton side? Honestly I hate dyche but if it's him or Southgate i'm keeping Dyche all day.
 

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