2024/25 Sean Dyche - Sacked

[ah11984]

Gary Birtles. I mean seriously.

But the bottom line is, it’s pretty impossible for any manager to defend 3 wins in 18 league games and a pathetic lack of goals in a press conference, regardless of what he says.

 

[Frenk]

Dyche must have proven to Dan that they are distant relatives. Blood is thicker than water and all that. We are in serious trouble.

 

[allen]

The massive bellend will be laughing his arse off on the podcasts when he leaves taking the pee out of us.

There were hints of that in the press conference today, I thought. He hates Evertonians, our expectation levels - and the fact that we don’t see him as a saviour.

When he was asked about whether he listens to what people say about him:

“Do you listen to all that outside chat?”

“Here you can’t not listen to it because everyone tells you about it all the time. So I don’t tend to, no. I’ve got ten years of the Premier League so I know what it’s all about.”

He switches from betraying his frustration at the start of that answer, then checks himself and gives the answer he’s supposed to by the end.

 

[ForeverEverton]

16. Everton P18 W3 GD-9 P17 - Bournemouth a, Villa h, Spurs a, Brighton a, Leicester h
17. Wolves P19 W4 GD-11 P16 - Forest h, Newcastle a, Chelsea a, Arsenal h, Villa a
18. Ipswich P19 W3 GD -15 P15 - Fulham a, Brighton h, Man City h, Liverpool a, Southampton h
19. Leicester P19 W3 GD-20 P14 - Villa a, Palace h, Fulham h, Spurs a, Everton a

Cant see a win in our next 4, Leicester game will be an absolute 6 pointer...

 

[ForeverEverton]

16. Everton P18 W3 GD-9 P17 - Bournemouth a, Villa h, Spurs a, Brighton a, Leicester h
17. Wolves P19 W4 GD-11 P16 - Forest h, Newcastle a, Chelsea a, Arsenal h, Villa a
18. Ipswich P19 W3 GD -15 P15 - Fulham a, Brighton h, Man City h, Liverpool a, Southampton h
19. Leicester P19 W3 GD-20 P14 - Villa a, Palace h, Fulham h, Spurs a, Everton a

Cant see a win in our next 4, Leicester game will be an absolute 6 pointer...

Everton and Leicester are the only 2 Premier League teams not to score a goal on a counter attack so those thinking we could "nick a goal on the break" can think again because we literally don`t.

 

[jinkyali]

Today he put the four wins in April down to 'being on the right side of small margins'

Talk about inspiring.

 

[allen]

Today he put the four wins in April down to 'being on the right side of small margins'

Talk about inspiring.

It’s okay, that’s all we need to do.

He just needs to tell the players to be on the right side of small margins and his job’s done.

 

[Blue peter]

Its the internet, just hold your hands up, say "I was wrong" and load up Pornhub.

Well, hold one hand up

 

[Zatara]

Inside Everton's Sean Dyche dilemma

JOE BERNSTEIN: Arriving early at Everton's training ground, Sean Dyche's first port of call is usually the gym before his time is swallowed up by meetings, training and analysis.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[JLW]

Inside Everton's Sean Dyche dilemma

JOE BERNSTEIN: Arriving early at Everton's training ground, Sean Dyche's first port of call is usually the gym before his time is swallowed up by meetings, training and analysis.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Analysis hahahahshshahahaha!!

 

[Dixieslaces]

I hope Dyche stays only because, Christ, you’re self righteous joyless passive aggressive entitled bastards and I want to goad you to eruption on here when you’re faced with being wrong on the internet. Even if he takes us down I’ll find a way to irk your barely conceived self loathing.

Can Liverpool relegate us? Please give us this, it would be beautiful hubris.

Sake

 

[Drico]

At this point, I no longer know what the question is, but find it sadly dispiriting that for so many Evertonians the answer is always and invariably David Moyes.

 

[Toffeepot]

Today he put the four wins in April down to 'being on the right side of small margins'

Talk about inspiring.

Our many many wins under Dyche have all been peppered with a dash of luck. It's what he plays for.
I've almost run out of angles to view his continuation in the job in any way positively

All I've got left is maybe the wrong manager comes in because we rush him out. So it's a sort negative positive, like a Dyche win

 

[Toffeepot]

I hope Dyche stays only because, Christ, you’re self righteous joyless passive aggressive entitled bastards and I want to goad you to eruption on here when you’re faced with being wrong on the internet. Even if he takes us down I’ll find a way to irk your barely conceived self loathing.

Can Liverpool relegate us? Please give us this, it would be beautiful hubris.

Have you stopped doing the match previews for us joyless tubes full of gristle and entitlement?
They were a welcome escape from Dychality

 

[Toffeepot]

Analysis hahahahshshahahaha!!

'Training'