2024/25 Sean Dyche - Sacked

[efcste97]

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Not gonna lie, fellas: I was hoping he’d be toast by now.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Not gonna lie, fellas: I was hoping he’d be toast by now.

Well this is the cat amongst the pigeons...

 

[Marius57]

Yeah but mate, we got 3 draws on the bounce

 

[maccavennie]

15th for shots though!

#thanksgaffer

 

[Melchizedek]

Rather than start a new thread, perhaps we can update any new Dychisms in here.
Basically some of his key terms and phases together with his increasingly bonkers statements.

• On the grrrrraaaaaas
• Hard yards

On Ndaiye ‘there’s nothing to suggest he’s a no 10’ (wears number 10, has played 75% of his pre Everton games as No10)

On results ‘The run really isn’t bad on paper if you add wins to it” won 3 from 19 this season.

Smell a goal
If scoring goals were easy ,everyone would do it (they do)
Also common actions
: wipe nose rub on bald head
: slaps right back

 

[NathDogg]

Anyone still buying what this clown is selling….

 

[maccavennie]

Smell a goal
If scoring goals were easy ,everyone would do it (they do)
Also common actions
: wipe nose rub on bald head
: slaps right back

That would be a good stat wouldn't it

Goals smelled (or is it smelt?) : 1st

 

[Nymzee]

Bet he’s in bed right now, snoring away, stinking of Lynx Africa whilst he continuously Dutch ovens his missus, chuckling in his sleep, dreaming about his ritual breakfast bacon buttie with HP sauce in the morning. All whilst pocketing £5m p/y + bonuses.

What a life.

 

[OlDirtyBluenose]

Bet he’s in bed right now, snoring away, stinking of Lynx Africa whilst he continuously Dutch ovens his missus, chuckling in his sleep, dreaming about his ritual breakfast bacon buttie with HP sauce in the morning. All whilst pocketing £5m p/y + bonuses.

What a life.

No other job in the world where you could be shet, get sacked, and still get weighed in.

What a life indeed!

 

[MaximusEvertonius]

Dyche would focus on ‘touches in attacking in penalty area’ being above relegation.

 

[zukai12_]

Where's Anton Chigurh when you need him

 

[Bryan+]

If his remit has been not get relegated, understand the limits of the team. He has 3 months left and leaves with a job done.

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Rather than start a new thread, perhaps we can update any new Dychisms in here.
Basically some of his key terms and phases together with his increasingly bonkers statements.

• On the grrrrraaaaaas
• Hard yards

On Ndaiye ‘there’s nothing to suggest he’s a no 10’ (wears number 10, has played 75% of his pre Everton games as No10)

On results ‘The run really isn’t bad on paper if you add wins to it” won 3 from 19 this season.

Something something something Garry Birtles

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Where's Anton Chigurh when you need him

Is this an itk rumour?