2022/23 Sean Dyche

[blueconverse]

No one who is against Dyche here would want him if he had all the flaws he has but was foreign. All you are doing there is trotting out the lines that these kinds of managers use to justify their own ineptitude.

People wanted Ancelottis son....

 

[Tony1985]

You’re absolutely crackers you lot.

Properly poisonous.

Full disclosure - I’m a Burnley fan. And I also agree that the football under Dyche in the Premier League was, at times, bloody awful.

However, we had absolutely no business being in the Premier League when he took over. The week before the promotion season started he lost Charlie Austin, our one really proven player, and was forced to go with two rookie strikers. He turned Tom Heaton, Ben Mee, Kieran Trippier and Danny Ings from jobbing Championship footballers to internationals - or near as damn it.

The first thing he did was told the players he would not accept anything less than 100%. If you weren’t up for it you were out the door. He had one to one meetings with the players and asked them all to name the trouble makers in the squad - made them think about their behaviour and standards. He asked them why they accepted that slacking off and challenged them to self police the dressing room. He established a culture which elevated them beyond their levels and had us winning at United, Liverpool, City, Arsenal, Chelsea and playing you off the park at your place. That sounds to me a lot better than getting beat at home by Southampton, Wolves and Leicester like you lot have.

Your club is a mess. It has been a mess for decades now. Proper decades. You need a massive reality check and until you accept where you are and what you are you will not improve. Doesn’t matter what you’ve spent, doesn’t matter where you think you should be …… all that matters right now is where you are and how you get out of it.

Bielsa would have been a mental appointment. Absolutely crackers. Dyche gives you a chance if you give him a chance.

Genuinely want to like this post 100 times.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Imagine if Dyche saves us and has an epiphany about football moving on from the 1980s and other tactics than 4-4-2 existing and starts playing some good practical football next season... lol

 

[allen]

We are on 15 points within 18 games left to play. An average of 1.1 PPG would put us on 34/35 points

Ah damnit, of course.

I did my maths twice and got your answer first time... Must have mis-read our current points balance second time!

People are saying 35 should be enough this season. It's tight!

 

[DualityNSNO]

People wanted Ancelottis son....

Literally no one does wtf

 

[Wat Tyler]

Wish that asteroid hit last night

 

[Lob]

Handshake when they enter the dugouts.

After the 1st hoof of the game just runs up and decks him.

A very respectable start to his Everton career.

He is, however, a kopite, and is more likely to not do that

Go on Dyche baby, snot the git...

 

[Lanolin]

Nope. He will avoid skillfully, good players and fill the dressing room with 'good, solid pros', see also really poor footballers, who bring the banter.

And our fans will lap it up. They will love this complete lack of quality because they seem to be aggressive. They will completely miss the point that a good coach will bring good football, good players, improve players AND get them to play either aggression.

If we're successful then yes the fans will lap it up. If we're not then they won't. Obviously. It's a bit weird that this needs to keep being repeated to be honest.

 

[gedefc]

Nope. He will avoid skillfully, good players and fill the dressing room with 'good, solid pros', see also really poor footballers, who bring the banter.

And our fans will lap it up. They will love this complete lack of quality because they seem to be aggressive. They will completely miss the point that a good coach will bring good football, good players, improve players AND get them to play either aggression.

Youre comparing Everton to Burnley there for attracting players, we have more money and are a considerably bigger club
Can you please imagine trying to sign top level players for Burnley? ''yeah mate the areas awful and we average 20k fans a week''

 

[Ing123]

Dyche will use a style best for the players he has. At Burnley he hardly spent anything in terms of Premier League finance so had to go with the players he had. He has said himself that if he had more technical players at his disposal he would play more 'football.' Unfortunately for him, the style he had at Burnley, due to having mainly Championship players, has given everyone the impression that this is the only style he plays. He might have to start that way at Everton to make them hard to beat but he needs to be given a chance to show he can get a team playing attractive attacking football. At the minute the latter isn't what Everton need right now. I might be wrong but I can see him bringing Keane in with Tarks as they know what he wants from his defenders. It will be easier than getting Coady up to speed with only half the games to go (unless he is a quick learner). Beggars can't be choosers and at the minute that is where Everton are so give the bloke a chance.

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

Could be another Moyes for us?

What, ginger and defensive? Without even Moyes' track-record of finding and developing some decent players.

Also, Moyes was still a failure. 11 years at a club the size of Everton, being allowed to run everything the way you want should result in a trophy or two. Even in this era. Look at some of the teams that won some during the last 20 years.

Low standards FC.

 

[Carlito]

I've already jibbed my season ticket over Benitez / Lampard, so I suppose I'll just have to take my IPTV Fire Stick down to the local police station and turn myself in.

 

[nsno-chris]

Some moaning it is now certain relegation when it's nothing of the sort.

Not really, the moaning is mainly about how this club operates and the fact that we are now on manager number 8, and that man is Sean Dyche

The moaning is to do with the lack of vision, poor corporate management that has resulted in Everton turning to the sacked manager of Burnley who has achieved nothing in football, in the HOPE (based off nothing I may add) that he keeps us up.

The lack of vision at this club is frightening

 

[Dougie]

Why?
What are we staying in the league for , just so we can enjoy the football played by the top class sides when they visit Goodison?
Perhaps we should organise an open top bus around the city every season we don’t get relegated!

Haven’t seen and Everton team play what’s called attractive football since Martinez first 6 months in charge. Out of curiosity who would you have picked as manager?

 

[maccavennie]

He'll get my full backing as long as he gets 6 points against Arsenal and the rs and both games we win 8-0