On a Venn diagram it would be entirely taken up by the fat kopite swine and it wouldn't matter, as those who are for him are "Evertonians" anyway.
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stamullenblue
Player Valuation: £25m
Hopefully some agreement and planning has also been made on recruitment and outgoings … we really need some positive news !!
Dwight K Schrute
Player Valuation: £25m
Estate agent: :"So as you can see, it is a well appointed space with en-suite arrangements."
Potential buyer: "Errm. It's a tent with a bucket. We'll leave it thanks."
That's what selling the club to players and agents will end up like now.
so....we go to the other end of the spectrum entirely...absolute shambles of a club this
Baggzio
Player Valuation: £15m
Don't get the negativity if I'm being honest. I wanted Bielsa but I also wanted us to go down in a blaze of glory if we were to go down. Dyche is easily the most sensible and logical choice we could've possibly made. I compare him to Howe pre-Newcastle. The goal is safety, Dyche did that with a far worse team for a long time eventually before the wheels fell off with absolutely no money.
Look at it this way since Moyes, we've had Martinez, Koeman, Allardyce, Silva, Ancelotti, Benitez and Lampard. In that list Carlo is obviously one of the best to ever do it and Allardyce was a pure firefighter with a team that was far too good for him but other than that I would say Dyche has proved he's a far better manager that all the others quite easily, Silva is a better manager as of now but when he was here he just wasn't ready for a club of our size then.
We might not play the most attacking football we've ever seen under Dyche but did we under any of those previous managers aside from Martinez who was effectively attacking because he couldn't defend. Dyche makes us solid, we need attackers in regardless of the manager, as much as I don't like the deal for Arnautovic I think a player like him under Dyche will probably do really well for us if he can stay fit, get a winger in as well when we sell Gordon and we could be alright.
Look at it this way since Moyes, we've had Martinez, Koeman, Allardyce, Silva, Ancelotti, Benitez and Lampard. In that list Carlo is obviously one of the best to ever do it and Allardyce was a pure firefighter with a team that was far too good for him but other than that I would say Dyche has proved he's a far better manager that all the others quite easily, Silva is a better manager as of now but when he was here he just wasn't ready for a club of our size then.
We might not play the most attacking football we've ever seen under Dyche but did we under any of those previous managers aside from Martinez who was effectively attacking because he couldn't defend. Dyche makes us solid, we need attackers in regardless of the manager, as much as I don't like the deal for Arnautovic I think a player like him under Dyche will probably do really well for us if he can stay fit, get a winger in as well when we sell Gordon and we could be alright.
Dwight K Schrute
Player Valuation: £25m
Chris Wood is available.
No
It’s Sunday league basics, 442, stop the passing lane to prevent the opposition quickly passing around you. Shift all to one side to where the attack is but be wary of a long switch to the other side. If so, retrace quicky
Get a lot of people in the box to block shots
And that’s it summed up
Modern footy is pointless.
Winning is reserved for the 1%, the only thing us shitheads can aspire to is going to the match to watch your team run around, try play some decent footy and hope to enjoy yourself with family or mates.
That or "yeah we can sign/sell the estate tomorrow", and then it turns out it had 4 different owners, 3 of them want different prices and one is somehow put in a headlock by the potential buyers.
Dwight K Schrute
Player Valuation: £25m
Won't be.
Late to the party here, is Dyche happening then?
It's Everton - 5 years contract incoming, as we never learn.
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