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2022/23 Sean Dyche

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It's just so rubbishly Everton.

Everyone was laughing at the list of managers linked with us. Moyes, Ferguson, Rooney, Allardyce and Dyche. We get linked with gash because we appoint gash.

We lurch from panicked appointment to panicked appointment with no foresight or plan.

Just think, we'll be able to spend in the summer and that bollock head is likely to be bringing in the next generations Josh Brownhill and Ashley Westwood with that money.

Trapped to watch boring football and win nothing instead of watching interesting football and winning nothing.
While I agree long term, there are very few managers I’d rather in this relegation battle. If only it was a short term contract
 

Underwhelming but didn't really expect anything else with you ownership to be honest. He will get you organised and lets pray he keeps you up.
 
I see it this way.

He needs players. Bielsa would have done too but Dyche is arguably easier to recruit for in the short time we have. Hopefully they sell Gordon and money is available.

He's got 18 games. This time last year, Lampard came in on January 31st with 18 games left, but we had 19 points. We've got 15 as it stands. However, Dyche has got slightly longer in the market than Lampard did and hopefully some money to play with.

Dyche is, we are told by many people, our fans included, a much better manager than Lampard. His track record up until last season would back that up.

So, he needs to better Lampard's efforts from last year, which was six wins and two draws - 20 points.

Everton need at least seven wins, and probably 3-4 draws. It's a tough ask but given Lampard got 20 points then in theory Dyche should be able to grind out 24.
 
The useless gits at Everton need to get busy now over the next 4 days. He is going to need all the reinforcements possible because he currently has taken charge of a team worse than Burnley where. Get busy Thelwell and at least give the guy a chance to keep us in the league.

We will do our bit but you must do yours.
 

Don't get the negativity if I'm being honest. I wanted Bielsa but I also wanted us to go down in a blaze of glory if we were to go down. Dyche is easily the most sensible and logical choice we could've possibly made. I compare him to Howe pre-Newcastle. The goal is safety, Dyche did that with a far worse team for a long time eventually before the wheels fell off with absolutely no money.

Look at it this way since Moyes, we've had Martinez, Koeman, Allardyce, Silva, Ancelotti, Benitez and Lampard. In that list Carlo is obviously one of the best to ever do it and Allardyce was a pure firefighter with a team that was far too good for him but other than that I would say Dyche has proved he's a far better manager that all the others quite easily, Silva is a better manager as of now but when he was here he just wasn't ready for a club of our size then.

We might not play the most attacking football we've ever seen under Dyche but did we under any of those previous managers aside from Martinez who was effectively attacking because he couldn't defend. Dyche makes us solid, we need attackers in regardless of the manager, as much as I don't like the deal for Arnautovic I think a player like him under Dyche will probably do really well for us if he can stay fit, get a winger in as well when we sell Gordon and we could be alright.
 

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