2023/24 Sean Dyche

[Gilbert..]

Dyche translator;

‘Tough Market’ (We’re skint)
‘Doing everything we can’ (we’ve given up)
‘On the grass’ (nowhere near playing)
‘The last one doesn’t guarantee the next one’ (we are inconsistent as fk)
‘Some good players here’ (But mainly awful)
‘Slow burner’ (Chermiti ain’t playing)
‘Defend as a team’ (Keane is though)
‘Find different ways to score’ (our strikers are crap)

That one kills me when i hear it

 

[GoldenToffee]

If this tit head talks about "transfer situations" and "fitness schedules" today he's dead to me. Come out and say the team desperately needs signings and you're having to do the best with what you've currently got until the board supports you.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Dyche translator;

‘Tough Market’ (We’re skint)
‘Doing everything we can’ (we’ve given up)
‘On the grass’ (nowhere near playing)
‘The last one doesn’t guarantee the next one’ (we are inconsistent as fk)
‘Some good players here’ (But mainly awful)
‘Slow burner’ (Chermiti ain’t playing)
‘Defend as a team’ (Keane is though)
‘Find different ways to score’ (our strikers are crap)

See, I could forgive him for all his intelligent-sounding jargon, but he's a crap manager that hasn't earned the right to be talking the way he does.

 

[skumar55]

Dyche translator;

‘Tough Market’ (We’re skint)
‘Doing everything we can’ (we’ve given up)
‘On the grass’ (nowhere near playing)
‘The last one doesn’t guarantee the next one’ (we are inconsistent as fk)
‘Some good players here’ (But mainly awful)
‘Slow burner’ (Chermiti ain’t playing)
‘Defend as a team’ (Keane is though)
‘Find different ways to score’ (our strikers are crap)

Not forgetting,

'I get players and teams fit (I am an useless manager)

 

[maccavennie]

If he doesn't come out and say he's released Keane and Maupay on free transfers then I'm not interested

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

If he doesn't come out and say he's released Keane and Maupay on free transfers then I'm not interested

Then you are not going to be interested I'm afraid...

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

I expect a lot of "external noise" comments today, he said he wants to be honest to the fans so if I was him id just say we are skint, we can't sign anyone and we are just going with what we have got.

This is going to be like Padel...

Hit; deflect; hit; deflect...

 

[maccavennie]

Then you are not going to be interested I'm afraid...

Why, do you think it'll just be 1 of them that's been released on a free instead of both?

 

[blue61]

Can't wait to see this forum when he says "what Keano needs is a run of games to build up his confidence".

 

[Nymzee]

"it's about the details"

Dyche Bingo

 

[Ring master]

If he doesn't come out and say he's released Keane and Maupay on free transfers then I'm not interested

lol How many times will he use the word mentality, will he say we have to see how long Lewin is out for without actually saying, if he does at all. will probably say the team is working hard behind the scenes on transfers etc etc. it's like reading a script lol

 

[Nymzee]

 

[nevsonlymate]

All ways late

 

[Nymzee]

All ways late

Evey way mate

 

[nsno-chris]

It was a tough game
need to better
improve mentality
working hard for targets
tough market

I have a meeting in a couple of mins; can someone mark off my guesses I'm going for a full house