2023/24 Sean Dyche

[Obes]

I tell you what lads, its a good job that our xG is amazing, otherwise we would be in SERIOUS trouble.

Disgusting, that.

 

[nsno-chris]

I tell you what lads, its a good job that our xG is amazing, otherwise we would be in SERIOUS trouble.

A comment from Sean Dyche on chance creation:

"It's frustrating, it's the hardest thing to coach, the moment of truth - as a manager we want to get them in the right areas and produce chances, but the moment of truth is someone putting it in the back of the net, and it's the hardest thing to coach.

A comment from Sean Dyche on winless runs

“You can use the word ‘bad run,’ you know.” Dyche said. “I’m not scared of it.”

“I don’t think it’s that bad a run. It’s bad enough results-wise. Not performance-wise, to be fair. But performances don’t get judged. Just results.”

Both taken from his time at Burnley 6 years ago. Same excuses, different club

 

[Kendal]

In his usual position

 

[Daytripper]

In his usual position

What’s that, up his own arse?

 

[kiss the crest]

Heard he's been offered a position on the Board of Directors as well as a new four-year contract, as Kevin Thelwell has been incredibly impressed with how he's steadied the ship this season. Not an April Fools lads honest.

If this is true then just fold the club and be done with it

 

[Curtis]

Had three weeks to formulate a coherent approach to playing a bournemouth who have atrocious lately and altered nothing , he is incapable of learning and implementing long term change had a stint where we would play direct counter attacking style but has fully regressed to the established classic dyche wary of playing actual football

 

[matty1878]

he’s took is down with his “none manager capabilities”

 

[blueboy72]

I tell you what lads, its a good job that our xG is amazing, otherwise we would be in SERIOUS trouble.

We’ve played great in all them 12. Created loads of chances and been in most games, I dont know what all the worry is about

 

[Abertonian]

The type of manager who is so predictable and resistant to change he could be binned off and replaced by an algorithm and no one would notice any difference

 

[Goat]

We’ve played great in all them 12. Created loads of chances and been in most games, I dont know what all the worry is about

I think we top the own goal and penalties conceded list as well.

UTFT.

 

[Curtis]

8 goals in 12 games is criminal, luton have like 20 something haha

 

[Goat]

8 goals in 12 games is criminal, luton have like 20 something haha

Its a Dyche thing.

In 7 Premier League seasons Burnley scored a high of 45 goals and a low of 28, and an average of 36 goals over 7 seasons in the Premier League.

 

[Delargeinho]

Its a Dyche thing.

In 7 Premier League seasons Burnley scored a high of 45 goals and a low of 28, and an average of 36 goals over 7 seasons in the Premier League.

Low scoring Dyche manager in a low scoring Everton team, at least since 16/17.

In our last 7 seasons we scored 296 goals in 257 matches, which makes an average of 43.77. With 54 the highest and 34 highest.

Would say that's not really better than Dyche Burnley, given the fact that we have or had a better team and righteously expect more. And yes, we are way underachieving in this matter and won't be fixed under him. 49 goals in 46 games.

 

[ForeverEverton]

Not only are Burnley above us in the form guide they also score more goals than us, anyone really going to believe these will go down without giving it a go?

They will give us a game... 13 points at home from a possible 42, he hasn`t been able to sort that out.

 

[kiss the crest]

Anyone remember Leicester Away last season we had to win that game, and before Michael Keane had his usual pathetic performance and nearly gifted Jamie Vardy a hat full of goals, when it was 2-2 Leicester were dead on their feet and we countered in numbers, he had Gray on the bench who is fast, and never brought him on to try and win the game, that is were I realised Dyche is not for us.

He does not know how to win football matches