Didn't last 5 seconds lol
Can't recall making it either. Fairly sure I've made similar stupid Dyxhe threads and someone will triumphantly present them as evidence of something.
Fingers crossed.
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2024/25 Sean Dyche
- Thread starter Brett Angell Delight
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Can't recall making it either. Fairly sure I've made similar stupid Dyxhe threads and someone will triumphantly present them as evidence of something.
Fingers crossed.
Lobworm
Player Valuation: £8m
This thread is ace. Like one of those WWE tag teams bouts, that ends up outside the ring, then in the basement, then outside in car park. Fellas getting wellied by stepladders, tables smashed, broken chairs over heads aots.
It just needs Big Sam and Little Sam watching on, telling all and sundry they will be back soon.
It just needs Big Sam and Little Sam watching on, telling all and sundry they will be back soon.
The Friedkin’s have 3 options really- sack Dyche straight away, replace him in the summer, or give him a new contract.
A decision will probably be made when the takeover is completed. I just don’t see it as a viable option to leave Dyche in charge with no new contract. It will become clear to everyone he’s on his way out as rumours about his successor gather pace. As we’ve seen over recent years, our fragile squad needs very little excuse to put in poor performances, so the idea of flirting with relegation with a team not performing due to uncertainty over the manager is not viable.
If the Friedkin’s want a new manager, I suspect it will be done before the January window. It avoids 6 months of speculation and uncertainty and means proper planning can be done for next season. I don’t think it’s likely they will offer him a new contract.
A decision will probably be made when the takeover is completed. I just don’t see it as a viable option to leave Dyche in charge with no new contract. It will become clear to everyone he’s on his way out as rumours about his successor gather pace. As we’ve seen over recent years, our fragile squad needs very little excuse to put in poor performances, so the idea of flirting with relegation with a team not performing due to uncertainty over the manager is not viable.
If the Friedkin’s want a new manager, I suspect it will be done before the January window. It avoids 6 months of speculation and uncertainty and means proper planning can be done for next season. I don’t think it’s likely they will offer him a new contract.
Wouldn't be surprised to see Dychey on the radar of some big clubs on the continent with the champagne football he's created.
kiss the crest
Player Valuation: £35m
it's a myth that some people say Dyche is doing a good job with the players he has, Rubbish he has a team full of internationals
Pickford Branthwaite Tarkowski Coleman Mykolenko
Ndiaye Gana Mangala Garner
DCL
we should be playing better football than what we are and having better possession stats at home against teams like Southampton Crystal Palace etc
Pickford Branthwaite Tarkowski Coleman Mykolenko
Ndiaye Gana Mangala Garner
DCL
we should be playing better football than what we are and having better possession stats at home against teams like Southampton Crystal Palace etc
John from Bootle
Player Valuation: £10m
Yep, remember it well. @ForeverEverton was his biggest critic. Which is strange, considering now, he thinks those Spanish minnows Real Madrid will be up the creek when he leaves.
On top of all that, he's a bare faced liar, who for some reason won't admit that he's not backed a single Everton manager during his time on this board.
2023/24 Thread 'Sean Dyche'
Lobworm
Player Valuation: £8m
It'll be the focus of some sort of scientific study in years to come.Brilliant!
I’m really going to miss this thread when he does leave.
It’s brilliant!
Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £50m
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Yep, remember it well. @ForeverEverton was his biggest critic. Which is strange, considering now, he thinks those Spanish minnows Real Madrid will be up the creek when he leaves.
On top of all that, he's a bare faced liar, who for some reason won't admit that he's not backed a single Everton manager during his time on this board.
2023/24 Thread 'Sean Dyche'
The Sean Dyche 22/23 thread makes extremely interesting reading for what some posters thought of the squad he had then and what their expectations of him where and weren’t. Extremely interesting.
kiss the crest
Player Valuation: £35m
it's sumplr
it's simple, Gaffas day, scrap it and get the footballs out practice practice practice it's not rocket science
Lob
Player Valuation: £50m
Simple solution. Get rid of this crap Manager and put a caretaker in position until the take over is complete and then let them choose who they want to take us forward. This fella will have the whole team in the ward with his Jurassic training and zero tactical coaching.
I don't think we've had a manager thread where this hasn't happened.
Maybe Allardyce as he was near universally disliked. Silva possibly because I think there was a slim slide towards realising he was struggling.
But yeah, Dyche is pretty entertaining. Unlike the footy.
Two more years and demanded that docs and young have contract extensions to match his end date
I take it he’s been spending a lot of one on one time coaching DCL …