2024/25 Sean Dyche

chicoazul said:
This is a hard truth to tell you, but you’re an addict, mate. Your low sense of self worth has led you to place your entire identity in a football team and your existential mood depends on its results every weekend.

Everton are your Ritalin. The chemicals you need to wear a convincing mask of existence. And when you don’t get those chemicals you go wild. WILD. The Everton Manager is the gatekeeper of the wins you need to feel alright and you’ve positioned him as the enemy in this low budget self loathing movie you pitched yourself as the lead role in.

There is no short term pain long term gain in your world. There is no patience as a competitive edge for the Everton Manager. Circumstances means nothing. You’re just in it for your Everton feel good chemicals every weekend or like any addict deprived of their drug, they become feral and wild in obtaining what they crave.

Dyche is your rehab. Book in and heal.
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#ChicoOut
 
badloaf said:
He should wear that nightmare Dixie mascot suit. With gravy stains down the front. Must still be knocking about somewhere. Possibly in the same chest as the Arteta money.
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I think he would suit this
MrTestjpeg.webp
 
chicoazul said:
This is a hard truth to tell you, but you’re an addict, mate. Your low sense of self worth has led you to place your entire identity in a football team and your existential mood depends on its results every weekend.

Everton are your Ritalin. The chemicals you need to wear a convincing mask of existence. And when you don’t get those chemicals you go wild. WILD. The Everton Manager is the gatekeeper of the wins you need to feel alright and you’ve positioned him as the enemy in this low budget self loathing movie you pitched yourself as the lead role in.

There is no short term pain long term gain in your world. There is no patience as a competitive edge for the Everton Manager. Circumstances means nothing. You’re just in it for your Everton feel good chemicals every weekend or like any addict deprived of their drug, they become feral and wild in obtaining what they crave.

Dyche is your rehab. Book in and heal.
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So
Winning is the drug
Dyche is the rehab

Yea that checks out
 

chicoazul said:
This is a hard truth to tell you, but you’re an addict, mate. Your low sense of self worth has led you to place your entire identity in a football team and your existential mood depends on its results every weekend.

Everton are your Ritalin. The chemicals you need to wear a convincing mask of existence. And when you don’t get those chemicals you go wild. WILD. The Everton Manager is the gatekeeper of the wins you need to feel alright and you’ve positioned him as the enemy in this low budget self loathing movie you pitched yourself as the lead role in.

There is no short term pain long term gain in your world. There is no patience as a competitive edge for the Everton Manager. Circumstances means nothing. You’re just in it for your Everton feel good chemicals every weekend or like any addict deprived of their drug, they become feral and wild in obtaining what they crave.

Dyche is your rehab. Book in and heal.
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If Dyche is the rehab option it’s time to go cold turkey.
See you on the other side .
 
chicoazul said:
This is a hard truth to tell you, but you’re an addict, mate. Your low sense of self worth has led you to place your entire identity in a football team and your existential mood depends on its results every weekend.

Everton are your Ritalin. The chemicals you need to wear a convincing mask of existence. And when you don’t get those chemicals you go wild. WILD. The Everton Manager is the gatekeeper of the wins you need to feel alright and you’ve positioned him as the enemy in this low budget self loathing movie you pitched yourself as the lead role in.

There is no short term pain long term gain in your world. There is no patience as a competitive edge for the Everton Manager. Circumstances means nothing. You’re just in it for your Everton feel good chemicals every weekend or like any addict deprived of their drug, they become feral and wild in obtaining what they crave.

Dyche is your rehab. Book in and heal.
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I'd say this is an also perfect diagnosis for 93% of the Everton fanbase.
 

chicoazul said:
This is a hard truth to tell you, but you’re an addict, mate. Your low sense of self worth has led you to place your entire identity in a football team and your existential mood depends on its results every weekend.

Everton are your Ritalin. The chemicals you need to wear a convincing mask of existence. And when you don’t get those chemicals you go wild. WILD. The Everton Manager is the gatekeeper of the wins you need to feel alright and you’ve positioned him as the enemy in this low budget self loathing movie you pitched yourself as the lead role in.

There is no short term pain long term gain in your world. There is no patience as a competitive edge for the Everton Manager. Circumstances means nothing. You’re just in it for your Everton feel good chemicals every weekend or like any addict deprived of their drug, they become feral and wild in obtaining what they crave.

Dyche is your rehab. Book in and heal.
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Everton are like when you are 13 and you think you are buying weed but you end up with a bag of Oregano.
 

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