2024/25 Sean Dyche

[Goodisongang]

Didn't we beat Burnley 3 times last season? At least he had a system I suppose..

we did mate yes, but there is a reason one of the greatest clubs on the planet wanted kompany to be their manager and not sean dyche though.

Everton will be the only club of note this useless feller will ever manage.

 

[matty1878]

thanx dyche

 

[Goodisongang]

But he was about their 100th choice in all fairness.

I know a big criterium for Bayern is also to speak German, which Kompany does.

1st or 5th choice mate it doesnt matter, they still hired him.

a club like bayern would rather employ the canteen lady than someone like dyche

 

[matty1878]

1st or 5th choice mate it doesnt matter, they still hired him.

a club like bayern would rather employ the canteen lady than someone like dyche

can we then?

 

[Goodisongang]

can we then?

could do, she probably couldnt make a worse sub if she tried than the young for beto one

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

For some reason, I pictured him wearing washing up gloves when he said it.

I apologise for causing alarm
And for causing you disturbing mental images
Does it help if I confess to being highly ironic in using the phrase , particularly the ‘fun’ part ?

 

[Delargeinho]

1st or 5th choice mate it doesnt matter, they still hired him.

a club like bayern would rather employ the canteen lady than someone like dyche

Yeah obviously, Hoeness once said as long as he's in a club role, Lothar Matthäus one of the best midfielder of all time, complete fail as a manager, wouldn't even get the greenkeeper job in the stadium.

 

[Neiler]

I apologise for causing alarm
And for causing you disturbing mental images
Does it help if I confess to being highly ironic in using the phrase , particularly the ‘fun’ part ?

I can’t take you seriously now until you take those rubber gloves off!

 

[Voodoo Billy]

could do, she probably couldnt make a worse sub if she tried than the young for beto one

Unless she subbed custard for gravy.

 

[Goodisongang]

Unless she subbed custard for gravy.

a mixture dyche has for his morning brew

 

[Toffeepot]

Crazy thing is he wouldnt be under so much pressure if he hadnt managed to throw a game he'd already won.
In all my years following football let alone Everton ive never seen a manager cock up a result in a match like that. Even worse is since that match he's still blaming everyone else but himself.

For contrast in the last two weeks I've heard 5 managers blame themselves for weaknesses on the pitch

 

[Toffeepot]

How does that follow?

He's saved our skins twice in two seasons.

He's got to have his best player on the pitch. No other manager coming in will keep this defence from leaking goals.

cult behaviour this

 

[davek]

Was thinking about that earlier.

Then I thought of Jamie Vardy and Michael Keane and I don’t mind Keane.

Hope he’s lost his legs in a couple of years, though started the season well.

5 years since we lost there.

Horses for courses.

We'll win or draw.

 

[Goodisongang]

or draw.

1 point from 5 games then, flying

 

[davek]

Sorry Dave but disagree. Defence starts with attack and if you have no plan or structure at the front (or sub them off) then you invite the opposition onto your back four which currently is chronic.

The minute we took our threat off against Bournemouth, that was the catalyst for the collapse.

You can’t rely on branthwaite to come back for everything to be fine, the problem is the tactics and playing style which dyche is ultimately responsible for and no it’s not getting any better than it is at present until he’s gone

If we make a 10% improvement in defence we start winning games.

I'm pretty heartened by the quality up front we can call upon now. It's not a top 10 team forward line, but it's better than a bottom 5 forward line.

If we start plugging gaps at the back we'll pile the points on soon enough.