It is a weird time to be an Evertonian; Sean Dyche is, by and large, the worst thing happening to our club now. Before you fight me on this, I would like to suggest that having him as Everton's manager and his managing style is a bit like having an abusive bipolar partner. Just as you take as much as you can and fight to tolerate all of the crap thrown at you, and just before you are done and decide to take action, they come in and act all docile trying to score some brownie points. Ultimately, the relationship is toxic, and the club is better off getting out of there; it is not like we have a child to think about. Wait, is BMD our version of the baby?