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The years of dross have definitely dulled me.

I remember clamoring for Martinez to go when we were having a phenomenally nightmare of a league campaign…yet had got to two cup semis.

Now I’m accepting a 79 year old man is our only option at right back.

If 2024 me could go back to then…it’s like that Mathew McConaughey scene in that space film…
 
What kind of question is this? Have you FOLLOWED Everton the last 3 decades? We've been a non-entity for the majority of the last 3 decades with our supporters clapping the main culprit when others tried to show them the light. People are saying "Dyche shouldn't even be considered to be sacked" but he's done NOTHING to improve how the team plays. "Oh, we have NO money" we've spent like 70m this summer ffs.
 
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There comes a point when Rusty, your faithful hound, is shitting and peeing in the house, he limps everywhere and would just like to sit by the fire, getting annoyed with you if you disturb him - barely remembering who you are and selectively deaf.

You have a stiff scotch and lift the phone for the vet, planning solely to rely on happy memories from the past.

This is how I feel about Everton now.
 

The years of dross have definitely dulled me.

I remember clamoring for Martinez to go when we were having a phenomenally nightmare of a league campaign…yet had got to two cup semis.

Now I’m accepting a 79 year old man is our only option at right back.

If 2024 me could go back to then…it’s like that Mathew McConaughey scene in that space film…
Hahaha…..yer but there are still loads of Blues saying, yer but it will be ok, we will never go down. Its like we have settled for shyte
 
What kind of question is this? Have you FOLLOWED Everton the last 3 decades? We've been a non-entity for the majority of the last 3 decades with our supporters clapping the main culprit when others tried to show them the light. People are saying "Dyche shouldn't even be considered to be sacked" but he's done NOTHING to improve how the team plays. "Oh, we have NO money" we've spent like 70m this summer ffs.
70 mil? On who?
 

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