Show us your gash!

[JLW]

NO you perverted pests, not that one.

What battle scars do you have from life and where?

I have a 5 inch one on my leg that was done by my mate with a stanley blade messing about when we were kids
I have my tumour one that goes from the above my ear round the back and down to my neck.
I have a horrible one on my stomach that looks like a stab wound.

 

[Eggs]

….two nice ones down either side of my knee from my only footy related operation in 1977.

 

[Brightonblue]

Chop saw guard didn’t return
Oops !!

 

[Nymzee]

The thread @tommye has been waiting for

 

[john jako]

Show us your gash @Sassy Colombian

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Show us your gash @Sassy Colombian

JOHNATHON JAKO !

 

[Littlesue]

You wouldn't want to see mine! Lol
Big one from belly button down from 3 ceasereans
One down left leg from hip replacement
One across left hand side from mastectomy
One on right boob through lumpectomy
2 under each arm pit through lymph node removal
Oh and last but not least, a very small one on forehead where a teacher threw the blackboard rubber (meant for boy playing up behind)

 

[john jako]

JOHNATHON JAKO !

Think am still drunk. Sorry @Sassy

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Just below my elbow from a mountain biking accident. One one from my shoulder from a separate MTB incident. A scar on my head from an accident involving hanging upside down from a swing when 5. Oh, a small scar near my eyebrow from running into a tv when 4.

There's a couple of burn scars from childhood clumsiness too if they count?

Thinking back I must have terrified my parents, constantly pitching up covered in blood or sporting some terrible burn.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Had to wear shoes for a wedding on Thursday...blisters through to bone.

 

[magicjuan]

Hip replacement twice on same hip has left a nice big Y shaped scar.
Various others from misdemeanours, two stabbings, one bar stool to the head, one falling off bike and landing on the spikey pedal and innumerable cuts, slices and mishaps with knives in work.
Everton, of course, has left me emotionally scarred for life on many an occassion

 

[St Domingos]

I had a testical torsion playing scrum half for my local team, incase anyone's wondering, it's when one nut twists around the other. Thank the lord my coach had a nippy 2.8 Capri and got me to hozzy sharp. The pretty cool surgeon said in his polish accent, 'it's just the twins having a hug'.

 

[Rich1878]

Chop saw guard didn’t return
Oops !!

Rough that

 

[Vintage]

I had a testical torsion playing scrum half for my local team, incase anyone's wondering, it's when one nut twists around the other. Thank the lord my coach had a nippy 2.8 Capri and got me to hozzy sharp. The pretty cool surgeon said in his polish accent, 'it's just the twins having a hug'.

 

[Vintage]

I had a testical torsion playing scrum half for my local team, incase anyone's wondering, it's when one nut twists around the other. Thank the lord my coach had a nippy 2.8 Capri and got me to hozzy sharp. The pretty cool surgeon said in his polish accent, 'it's just the twins having a hug'.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how sore was that??