Show us your gash!

[St Domingos]

On a scale of 1 to 10 how sore was that??

i don't think Einstein would have had a high enough figure

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Show us your gash @Sassy Colombian

Is she still going on here ?

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Had to wear shoes for a wedding on Thursday...blisters through to bone.

Did you wear childs shoes ha?

 

[NeilMorepies]

On a scale of 1 to 10 how sore was that??

It was a right (and left) ball ache

 

[Bungle]

Given how misleading the thread title was there's still a good number of cu*ts in the thread.

 

[Bungle]

My sister has a massive scar on her arm where I chased her into her room when we were younger and she slammed the door as I push back on it, the glass panel shattered and sliced her arm up. I was proud of my days work as she went off to A&E

 

[goldfinchmule]

I thought the thread title was about chat up lines.

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

You wouldn't want to see mine! Lol
Big one from belly button down from 3 ceasereans
One down left leg from hip replacement
One across left hand side from mastectomy
One on right boob through lumpectomy
2 under each arm pit through lymph node removal
Oh and last but not least, a very small one on forehead where a teacher threw the blackboard rubber (meant for boy playing up behind)

Bloody hell Sue after reading all that I had visions of you laying on a table in a laboratory with Gene Wilder screaming “ IT’S ALIVE “.

 

[tonka1878]

Bloody hell Sue after reading all that I had visions of you laying on a table in a laboratory with Gene Wilder screaming “ IT’S ALIVE “.

I am glad you asked that because I wanted to ask if she is on some frequent flyer type scheme?
My two most recent.

Spoiler: A real Gash!

 

[Littlesue]

Bloody hell Sue after reading all that I had visions of you laying on a table in a laboratory with Gene Wilder screaming “ IT’S ALIVE “.

Lol, still here thankfully to tell the tale

 

[Littlesue]

I am glad you asked that because I wanted to ask if she is on some frequent flyer type scheme?
My two most recent.
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Spoiler: A real Gash!

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Nasty x hope you fully recovered

 

[TommyDavo]

In chronological order
Small scar on eyebrow(hit with brick)
Depression and scar on skull (Stanley knife attack)
8” scar on left shoulder (Putti-Platt procedure)
6”scar on left knee, knee cap removed (car crash)
6” scar on left elbow, dislocated and pinned (car crash)

 

[LEONARD]

Scars on every inch of my body, from when we had the Current Affairs threads on here.

 

[tonka1878]

Nasty x hope you fully recovered

My arm was only really sore for a little while after 2 hours in the Hospital it was pretty much sorted but compared to you it was a walk on the beach.

 

[tommye]

Some scars on my arms from third degree burns
2" scar on left palm courtesy of a chisel
Scar right across right thumb courtesy of a Stanley knife blade
Scars on ankle from karate kicking a window in during misspent youth
3 scars on back of my head, 1 from a slate my brother lashed at me, 7 stitches, 1 from coming off my mountain bike pissed as a fart, 5 stitches, and 1 from getting mashed with a cricket bat, 5 stitches.
5" scar on stomach from appendicitis.
Scar on left eye lid off daughters elbow.
Scar above left eye, 3 stitches, hit in the face with a brick during a childhood raid.
Tip of finger missing courtesy of my stupidity.
Scar forehead/hairline, 3 stitches, walked into an open window that I'd closed 5 minutes before then the dumbass plasterer opened it again.

Think that's it.