One of my mates broke his collarbone a few years ago playing footy. Guy on our team thought he had "just" dislocated his shoulder and offered to pop it back in for him. Luckily he declined!
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Wanna buy some lucky white heather Tommy?Some scars on my arms from third degree burns
2" scar on left palm courtesy of a chisel
Scar right across right thumb courtesy of a Stanley knife blade
Scars on ankle from karate kicking a window in during misspent youth
3 scars on back of my head, 1 from a slate my brother lashed at me, 7 stitches, 1 from coming off my mountain bike pissed as a fart, 5 stitches, and 1 from getting mashed with a cricket bat, 5 stitches.
5" scar on stomach from appendicitis.
Scar on left eye lid off daughters elbow.
Scar above left eye, 3 stitches, hit in the face with a brick during a childhood raid.
Tip of finger missing courtesy of my stupidity.
Scar forehead/hairline, 3 stitches, walked into an open window that I'd closed 5 minutes before then the dumbass plasterer opened it again.
Think that's it.
Bloody hell...he'd have been in a world of hurt ha.One of my mates broke his collarbone a few years ago playing footy. Guy on our team thought he had "just" dislocated his shoulder and offered to pop it back in for him. Luckily he declined!
carlos21
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Good evening Dave.
Evening boss
carlos21
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How are you doing tonight.
I'm good thanks. At a karaoke bar in Geneva!
How are you kid?
carlos21
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I am good where you from lid.
Nice one. I'm from London (big southern softie/wool)
carlos21
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Can you teach me some London slang please.
Have you seen Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Carlos?
carlos21
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Nope not yet.
Watch it mate. Guy Ritchie's first film. Top London gangster shenanigans with Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones!
carlos21
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Okay then.