Some scars on my arms from third degree burns
2" scar on left palm courtesy of a chisel
Scar right across right thumb courtesy of a Stanley knife blade
Scars on ankle from karate kicking a window in during misspent youth
3 scars on back of my head, 1 from a slate my brother lashed at me, 7 stitches, 1 from coming off my mountain bike pissed as a fart, 5 stitches, and 1 from getting mashed with a cricket bat, 5 stitches.
5" scar on stomach from appendicitis.
Scar on left eye lid off daughters elbow.
Scar above left eye, 3 stitches, hit in the face with a brick during a childhood raid.
Tip of finger missing courtesy of my stupidity.
Scar forehead/hairline, 3 stitches, walked into an open window that I'd closed 5 minutes before then the dumbass plasterer opened it again.
Think that's it.