JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Sambuca: nasty stuff anyway
Vodka: see above
Buckfast: turned into an absolute lunatic hurling stuff at everyone, smashing things up, letching on girls then telling them they were “rats” when they rebuffed me, ruined a carpet and generally went totally apeshit before being dragged to bed and waking up absolutely oblivious to any of my behaviour. Oh and I was put to bed at 10pm and all.