Silly Season January 2014

[Kurt.]

Bobby wants a striker
We can only pay with stones
So let's head off to stoke
And buy a kenwynne jones,,

Kenwynne jones.....
Kenwynne jones
Give the lad a sight of goal
He shivers to his bones...

 

[MikeH72]

I actually want the transfer window to slam shut right now, as I'm going into meltdown at the thought of us signing Jones. This won't happen will it? This is just a bad dream isn't it? If I close my eyes, tap my heels 3 times and say "there's no place like home", I'll wake up won't I? Won't I?!?!?

 

[bluestevon]

Chances are the Jones links are from us so when we sign a moderately gash striker, we will all be made up it isn't Jones like

 

[Kurt.]

Super kenwynne super K
He came from stoke to save the day
Bought to cover roms fatigue
He's gonna shoot us to the champions league !!

 

[Huyton Layne]

I'm looking for a Premiership club to all the scouts out there. I'm not very good as a forward but I've scored as many goals as Kenwyne Jones in the league and have 7 fewer appearances.

 

[Kurt.]

Kenwynne jones is the man
Kenwynne is our hero
If he wasn't coming to Goodson park
He'd be off to the San siro....

 

[blueboy1664]

Typical Evertonian pessimism and negativity

We have RUMOURED interest in the likes of Batshuayi and Alcaser. . . but let's ignore that.
There is a RUMOUR of interest in Jones . . . so let's all take that as gospel then.

Here's an idea - Lets ignore ALL the RUMOURS and wait to hear something OFFICIAL.

Gotta laugh at all the wanabee managers on here..... they questioned the appointment of martinez, they questioned Barry and Kone but judgment has to be reserved on him...

I am confident our man will get it right and if he fancies KJ I trust him... doubters stick to FM please and go and moan elsewhere

 

[dholliday]

I never give neg rep mate, find it a bit childish, but feel free to fill your boots, not really arsed either way.

pos repped.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Don't worry folks, we can't be signing Jones, this was going to be a great week for Evertonians.

 

[Kurt.]

Don't worry folks, we can't be signing Jones, this was going to be a great week for Evertonians.

We're signing him next week Bruce I reckon.

 

[yelyah]

Rhodes was left out of the Blackburn side last night wasn't he? Anyone know if that was injury or other? Suspect he might be going somewhere,

Blackburn are more focused on the league and getting a playoff spot.

Playing at the Etihad was a write off by their manager.

 

[bourneblue]

So the Kenwyne Jones rumour continues to surface,my guess is this rumour emanated from here,hence why some posters are determined to keep bumping it to the top of the page.
Kenwyne Jones is not an everton target.

 

[wellillwill]

Latest news from the Mirror on Jones

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/kenwyne-jones-3028781

Can't believe I fell for that. I'm so disappointed with myself.

 

[when i score we riot]

Hasn't Jones scored against us like at least 5 times?

Anyway, i'm worried by the lack of goodness compared to how long the week has been allowed to go on. Baines' extension being announced tomorrow then i reckon?

 

[jackyboy]

Heads, shoulders, Jones and Stones. Jones and Stones.