Sir Landon Of Donovan

Librarian · February 7, 2013

Donavan is a clever footballer and he won us a few games by knowing where to be and when. Moyes used to move him around the pitch, often playing 3 different positions in one game. This made Everton very hard predict for opposing managers. We've some terrific players at Everton with some great attributes but I think we lack a cleaver type who can assess a game and adapt.

somuchfun · February 7, 2013

He's older than Distin ffs.

Brennan · February 7, 2013

somuchfun said:
He's older than Distin ffs.

??????

Summerskin · February 7, 2013

Landon is the soft porn of football.

Just when you think you're about to see a fat cock sliding into some hot foof the camera pans away to a ficus or something...

somuchfun · February 7, 2013

Brennan said:
??????

But Distin still has his pace where Landon has lost his. We already have a winger that can't run in Maggy.

Brennan · February 7, 2013

somuchfun said:
But Distin still has his pace where Landon has lost his. We already have a winger that can't run in Maggy.

Hes not slow. His game is about much more than pace anyway.

Christiffa25 · February 7, 2013

somuchfun said:
But Distin still has his pace where Landon has lost his. We already have a winger that can't run in Maggy.

Landons lost his pace is turning into the new... Billy's posistion is behind the striker!!

Hellerad · February 7, 2013

I think somuchfun must be trolling at this point, but what the hell...

Donovan is 5 years younger than Distin, is still very fast, and could start ahead of 2 or maybe 3 of our current midfielders right now.

Doesn't matter anyway, he's not coming back.