sky payment issue

[orchard]

I can't believe nobody's tagged in @evilwebby for advice yet lids

 

[ijjysmith]

i never got paid my wages mate. So a little bit arsy to come back with that. I get apid more than enough to get by each month but if i dont get paid it then besides making sure the rent is paid and food on table there isnt much i can do is there?

Not arsy here mate, but if you get paid more than enough each month, always whack some in savings just in case stuff like this happens.

 

[blue4eva77]

@Ashtonian

What did you need the money for that couldn't wait a couple of days ?

 

[blue4eva77]

Not arsy here mate, but if you get paid more than enough each month, always whack some in savings just in case stuff like this happens.

Option A

Stop being arsy

 

[orchard]

@Ashtonian

What did you need the money for that couldn't wait a couple of days ?

School uniforms I think mate.

 

[Bungle]

If you can't afford to pay your rent, put food on the table and pay your Sky bill, the only thing you can do is not eat i guess.

*rolleyes*

I'm giving you concrete advice here and you accuse me of being arsy ? Cruel to be kind mate.

Tell me what colour and sizes and I'll order them cheaper from the catalogue I've got in my neighbours name.

They might not be the exact colour and your kids might stand out a bit and feel strangely insecure at first but it will mean you've got enough money in the bank to pay Sky for your pay per view porn addiction.

Not arsy here mate, but if you get paid more than enough each month, always whack some in savings just in case stuff like this happens.

Ignore these morons mate, do what I do on payday and withdraw all your money so you've got a decent wedge of notes, then just flash them as you walk past attractive women, all the while ignoring the fact you're being watched by an opportunistic thief. One of these women will eventually be shallow enough to swap numbers with you and you can be on your merry way.

Sadly the opportunistic thief is now joined by 2 friends and they accost you on your way home and steal all of your money, thus leaving you to explain to your missus why you have taken a savage beating, why you have a strange womans number and why you can't provide for the month.

You can then seek comfort in the strange woman's bosom when you get kicked out, but she's realised you're poor by now and doesn't want to know, it's ok though cos your mates will put you up, won't they? No they won't, they have their own lives, they don't want to know.

Enjoy your cardboard box and the lifetime of loneliness mate.

 

[Ashtonian]

@Ashtonian

What did you need the money for that couldn't wait a couple of days ?

well food, school stuff (just moved house so had to sort a new school out), travel to work, utilities you know the normal things that i pay for.

Not arsy here mate, but if you get paid more than enough each month, always whack some in savings just in case stuff like this happens.

to be honest mate going to sort all this out pretty soon once the house money is all signed off with the agency. Im not rolling in money like but i get paid enough for the time being to not have to eat beans on toast every day lol i'm planning on sorting money aside from january onwards, once xmas is out the way

 

[orchard]

Beans on toast not good enough for you? Bit snobby for someone on the brink a few minutes ago imo

well food, school stuff (just moved house so had to sort a new school out), travel to work, utilities you know the normal things that i pay for.


to be honest mate going to sort all this out pretty soon once the house money is all signed off with the agency. Im not rolling in money like but i get paid enough for the time being to not have to eat beans on toast every day lol i'm planning on sorting money aside from january onwards, once xmas is out the way

 

[blue4eva77]

well food, school stuff (just moved house so had to sort a new school out), travel to work, utilities you know the normal things that i pay for.


to be honest mate going to sort all this out pretty soon once the house money is all signed off with the agency. Im not rolling in money like but i get paid enough for the time being to not have to eat beans on toast every day lol i'm planning on sorting money aside from january onwards, once xmas is out the way

All things that you knew about well in advance. Option A it is then.

Does your missus work then ? What is her contribution ?

 

[Penno]

Knit the jumpers out of grass. Problem solved

 

[Ashtonian]

All things that you knew about well in advance. Option A it is then.

Does your missus work then ? What is her contribution ?

if i had been paid properly would not have an issue, and will get paid friday. Payroll are tits but not much more i can do bar friday payments

 

[larrygobfiend]

if i had been paid properly would not have an issue, and will get paid friday. Payroll are tits but not much more i can do bar friday payments

Get a little overdraft to cover your back.

 

[Bungle]

if i had been paid properly would not have an issue, and will get paid friday. Payroll are tits but not much more i can do bar friday payments

He is suggesting that you slowly build up a pot of money over a period of time whereby if you have a situation like this, you then have enough money to cover a month or 2 of no income.

He's right of course, but it's easier said than done sometimes and he is being a bit patronising about it.

 

[blue4eva77]

if i had been paid properly would not have an issue, and will get paid friday. Payroll are tits but not much more i can do bar friday payments

So your missus does nothing then. No wonder you live pay check to pay check.

You have to stamp your foot down with this if you want the good things in life. I think this thread has opened your eyes to the fact you simply need bigger gonads. Forget the sky bill, you have other issues that need addressing.

 

[rascal]

I'll give you £30 for a couple of minutes with your missus.

I notice it's something that Russians do when they're low on money, from the ten minute short films I watch anyway.