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I'll give you £60 for 30 seconds with her
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Can't breathe lolIgnore these morons mate, do what I do on payday and withdraw all your money so you've got a decent wedge of notes, then just flash them as you walk past attractive women, all the while ignoring the fact you're being watched by an opportunistic thief. One of these women will eventually be shallow enough to swap numbers with you and you can be on your merry way.
Sadly the opportunistic thief is now joined by 2 friends and they accost you on your way home and steal all of your money, thus leaving you to explain to your missus why you have taken a savage beating, why you have a strange womans number and why you can't provide for the month.
You can then seek comfort in the strange woman's bosom when you get kicked out, but she's realised you're poor by now and doesn't want to know, it's ok though cos your mates will put you up, won't they? No they won't, they have their own lives, they don't want to know.
Enjoy your cardboard box and the lifetime of loneliness mate.
Right guys, another one of my issues i need advice with.
Sky have taken their bill early despite the direct debit being cancelled yesterday. I kinda need the money in the short term.
Anything i can do? The payment date is tomorrow, i cancelled yesterday, the 1st so by rights they should not have claimed the money yet. Not planning on avoiding paying them, planning on doing so friday, but it has kinda left me with no money in the mean time.
Any advice here?
How is the leg mate?