Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
Matty, it's going to be one of the obscure, eccentric cousins of the Arab royal families. Sigh..but we will tho goat we
will
The arab 'Steve Urkel', so to speak..
Every time he stuffs up, he says...
With a name like Agmed or Ismail.
You just know it's going to happen.