Song For Calvert-Lewin

[Everton1654]

K-E-T-T-E-R-I-N-G T-O-W-N

 

[maccavennie]

Give us a D………

D

Give us an O.......

 

[Pat Butcher]

He heads,
He scores,
He plays for the Spanish bore

Dominic, Dominic

 

[Johnniepk]

D

Give us an O.......

Give us a M.....

 

[MKEvertonian]

Give us a D………

Woah no thanks! You moving mad... I have a gf btw.

 

[maccavennie]

Give us a M.....

M

What do you get

DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM

 

[cronullasharks]

Give us a M.....

Give us a z

 

[summerisle]

 

[CrabbyPaddy]

To California Love:

‘Calvert Lewin, knows how to slot them,
Calvert Lewin, knows how to slot them’

 

[Tigger]

Bongo song tune, just with Dom.

 

[Kever10]

Already posted in DCL thread the other week

Stop the Cavalry

Came from Sheffield
For a million quid
Koeman played him on the wing

Now he's number 9
Scoring all the time
Dominic Calvert lewin

Da da dadad da,
Da da dadad da,
Da da dadad da
Da dada

Etc

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Something to ' handbags and gladrags' sounds appropriate.

 

[wainy]

To scatman

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

Everybody scores one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
If Calvert-Lewin can do it, so can you


I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scoring
Well, I'm the professor and all I can tell you is
While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause
Things you call dead haven't had the chance to be born
I'm a bad nan

 

[coleman=quality]

To the tune of Arctic monkeys fluorescent adolescent

You used to play for sheff Utd when Everton signed you was delighted.

Discarded football league for the prem
we know you’d do it all over again

Richy tried to steal your pen en
But Dom you slotted it once again en

That dress sense is lacking in appeal but Dom you’re the real deal

Oh the boys not bad you’re the best we’ve ever had the best we’ve ever had
and if you know your history
Dom make us all dream Dom make us all dream Everton are a grandoldteam

 

[ArtetaMagic]

His dad reads grandoldteam
And he wasn't very happy
When someone said his son
Was a bit like Bambi

But now he scores for fun
He can head and he can run
And some lad called foreverblue
Looks like a plum.