Song For Calvert-Lewin

[Davidoff]

Dominica nique nique Dominic Calvert Lewin
He plays in royal blue
At Goodison, and up and down the land
He’ll slot in front of you

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Dylan theme continued.
This one's for richy as much as dom.
To the tune of folk singers lament by Eric bogle...
I say no, no, a thousand times no
I'd rather give Delph my last tenner
Well you score some great goals
You're our ace in the hole
But for Christ's sake just give dom the penner

 

[Milkman]

'There's only one DCL' to the tune of Highway to Hell is about as imaginative as our chants get.

 

[maccavennie]

Domino Dancing:

Al day all dayyyy
Watch the ball come down
Al day all dayyyy
Dominics dancing

Love it

 

[maccavennie]

To the tune of my old mans a dustman.


Calvert Lewin’s a toffee
He wears the blue and white
He sports a ladies handbag
When he’s on the town at night.
He’s married to Tom Davies
They’re such a modern pair
And when he scores for Everton we’ll sing his name again - oh (repeat)

(Second Time around)

And when he scores for Everton - we don’t f***ing care.

Quality

 

[Big Neville Southall]

The Kingston Town one has been going for a couple of years now

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Give him Big Vic’s song

 

[Terrarian]

Seven nation army tune

Oh Dom Calvert-Lewin,
Oh Dom Calvert-Lewin

That's it, repeated

 

[tellmema]

Only one that comes to mind is to the tune of "she'll be coming round the mountain"

Dominic Calvert Lewin is a blue,

Or more homoerotic.

We're thinking of Calvert Lewin when we come.

Or for the more conservative...

She's thinking of Calvert Lewin when she comes.

Let the pelters commence. Thanks in advance.

 

[The Legend of Southall]

You're better than Rondon
You're better than Rondon
So please dont ever, ever get injured


Ever

 

[Toffeepot]

Saw this on a comment on youtube so not mine but think it's great.
To the tune of No-Limits (2 unlimited)
Dom Dom, Dom dom dom dom, dom dom dom dom-in-ic Calvert-Lewin
40k voices on that would have the old lady bouncing as high as the man himself

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Can’t believe I’m starting this thread but give the lad a song.

Can’t believe there hasn’t been a song for DCL, about time for this to happen. We were discussing with some GOT women yesterday that if you lads don’t come up with something then we will

 

[marsh]

The Kingston Town one has been going for a couple of years now

Yes this. Used this the other day at Brighton

 

[deipnosophist]

Eton Dom, Eton Dom
Running through the glen
Eton Dom, Eton Dom
With his merry men

Some like it hot
Some like it cold
And some like it in a pot
Nine days old.