Song For Calvert-Lewin

[Hangleton]

To the tune of my old mans a dustman.


Calvert Lewin’s a toffee
He wears the blue and white
He sports a ladies handbag
When he’s on the town at night.
He’s married to Tom Davies
They’re such a modern pair
And when he scores for Everton we’ll sing his name again - oh (repeat)

(Second Time around)

And when he scores for Everton - we don’t f***ing care.

 

[Mickey]

Its Hi Ho Calvert Lewin
and away you go now baby
I see your sun is shining
He's gonna score us a goal
and its obvious

 

[Eggs]

To the tune of my old mans a dustman.


Calvert Lewin’s a toffee
He wears the blue and white
He sports a ladies handbag
When he’s on the town at night.
He’s married to Tom Davies
They’re such a modern pair
And when he scores for Everton we’ll sing his name again - oh (repeat)

(Second Time around)

And when he scores for Everton - we don’t f***ing care.

….not bad.

 

[BlueLlama]

Christ on a bike is this RAWK?

One step away from song sheets translated into Norwegian this

 

[maccavennie]

To scatman

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

Everybody scores one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
If Calvert-Lewin can do it, so can you


I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scoring
Well, I'm the professor and all I can tell you is
While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause
Things you call dead haven't had the chance to be born
I'm a bad nan

All the arl da's bladdered and slurring this would be the greatest song ever mate

 

[Tel001]

WE’VE BEEN TRYING

TO WRITE YOU A SONG

WE COULDNT THINK OF ONE

BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS TO LONG !!

 

[Tel001]

WE’VE BEEN TRYING

TO WRITE YOU A SONG

WE COULDNT THINK OF ONE

BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS TO LONG !!

 

[JLW]

Domino Dancing:

Al day all dayyyy
Watch the ball come down
Al day all dayyyy
Dominics dancing

 

[Crestfallen]

To the tune of my old mans a dustman.


Calvert Lewin’s a toffee
He wears the blue and white
He sports a ladies handbag
When he’s on the town at night.
He’s married to Tom Davies
They’re such a modern pair
And when he scores for Everton we’ll sing his name again - oh (repeat)

(Second Time around)

And when he scores for Everton - we don’t f***ing care.

Brilliant!

 

[Stephen Gibson]

WE’VE BEEN TRYING

TO WRITE YOU A SONG

WE COULDNT THINK OF ONE

BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS TO LONG !!

A variation of yours.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Calvert Lewin,
His name is really long so he's got a shitty song.

 

[JLW]

To the tune of my old mans a dustman.


Calvert Lewin’s a toffee
He wears the blue and white
He sports a ladies handbag
When he’s on the town at night.
He’s married to Tom Davies
They’re such a modern pair
And when he scores for Everton we’ll sing his name again - oh (repeat)

(Second Time around)

And when he scores for Everton - we don’t f***ing care.

We have a winner!!

 

[Baines' left foot]

Purple patch, purple patch
Purple patch, purple patch
Purple patch, purple patch
I only wanted to see you
slotting in your purple patch

He’s had a three year purple,
A three year purple
A three year purrrrrrpllleeee paaattcchhh

 

[tommye]

To the tune of my old mans a dustman.


Calvert Lewin’s a toffee
He wears the blue and white
He sports a ladies handbag
When he’s on the town at night.
He’s married to Tom Davies
They’re such a modern pair
And when he scores for Everton we’ll sing his name again - oh (repeat)

(Second Time around)

And when he scores for Everton - we don’t f***ing care.

#Winner

 

[The binman chronicles]

Domino Dancing:

Al day all dayyyy
Watch the ball come down
Al day all dayyyy
Dominics dancing

The only pet shop boys song we're allowed to sing at Goodison is What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this...

 

[fandjango]

I’m sure one of you talented rhymsters can do something with the Postman Pat tune
DCL
DCL
DCL …..