Song lyrics that do your head in

[bluerobert]

What song lyrics either do your head in or are suss. I’ll start.

Hot Chocolate, you sexy thing. “Now you’re lying close to me, making love to me.” How close is she lying? How bigs his member that she could not be on him, under him or touching him in some way but in close proximity and still making love to him?

Gary Puckett & The Union Gap, Young Girl. Pretty much the entire song. “Young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl”

Like how young? Young enough that he shouldn’t be singing about it and letting everyone else know he needs to be on a register.

Please add your own examples for the benefit of the forum. Thanks in advance.

 

[Rita_Poon]

The birdie dance gets right on my nerves if that's any help?

 

[bluerobert]

The birdie dance gets right on my nerves if that's any help?

I’m going to need specifics sorry Rita

 

[Rita_Poon]

I’m going to need specifics sorry Rita

Spoiler: you asked

 

[Rich1878]

Sex is on fire - King's of Leon.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

This beauty from Thin Lizzy. I mean, where are the authorities to even make a start?

“Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in this town”.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

What song lyrics either do your head in or are suss. I’ll start.

Hot Chocolate, you sexy thing. “Now you’re lying close to me, making love to me.” How close is she lying? How bigs his member that she could not be on him, under him or touching him in some way but in close proximity and still making love to him?

Gary Puckett & The Union Gap, Young Girl. Pretty much the entire song. “Young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl”

Like how young? Young enough that he shouldn’t be singing about it and letting everyone else know he needs to be on a register.

Please add your own examples for the benefit of the forum. Thanks in advance.

I was line manager for somebody at a Civil Service Regional filesore. Young Girl was on a compilation CD that they would play. Whenever it came on this person would run to reception where the CD player was and skip the track. He thought it was disgusting.

 

[bluerobert]

I was line manager for somebody at a Civil Service Regional filesore. Young Girl was on a compilation CD that they would play. Whenever it came on this person would run to reception where the CD player was and skip the track. He thought it was disgusting.

He’s right, it’s absolute filth

 

[bluerobert]

Spoiler: you asked

You’re right, that tweet in the chorus is completely suss. I apologise for ever doubting you

 

[Alan Whittle]

“What a wonderful motor car
The greatest ever seen
It used to be black as me Father’s hat
Now it’s forty shades of green
On TV and the radio
And in every pub er lic bar
The burnin’ question of the day
Is Rafferty’s motor car!”

No it isn’t you cable knit rainbow danger.

Close thread ffs.

 

[Rita_Poon]

You’re right, that tweet in the chorus is completely suss. I apologise for ever doubting you

Was clear even as soon as back then twitter was dangerous. 1981. Nostradavek has nothing on my skills.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Pretty much the whole of Heaven 17's Come Live With Me. ' I was 37 you were 17......kiss the boys goodbye, come Live with me.' for example.

 

[NeilMorepies]

Sex is on fire - King's of Leon.

I always keep a bucket of water close by in my bedroom for any such eventually

 

[bluerobert]

Was clear even as soon as back then twitter was dangerous. 1981. Nostradavek has nothing on my skills.

The warning signs were there for us all to see. Humanity slept on this and marched towards our untimely demise oblivious

 

[Eggs]

…I love Robin Gibbs voice singing ‘I Started a Joke’ but the lyric about falling out of bed and hurting your head could’ve been written by a schoolchild;

I looked at the skies running my hands over my eyes
And I fell out of bed hurting my head from things that I said
'Till I finally died which started the whole world living
Oh if I'd only seen that the joke was on me
Oh no that the joke was on me