Song lyrics that do your head in

[Cally66]

Pretty much anything that's repeated ad nauseum, because the songwriter was churning out for the producers.

 

[notrevE5]

Black Eyed Peas


"I'ma get get get get you drunk/Get you love drunk off my hump/My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump/My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps."

excrement unlimited.....

 

[anton66]

Agadoo. I’ll leave it there.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Human - Rag N Bone Man. Seems to spend the entire song saying he should have no blame for his mistakes because he's human and humans by their nature make mistakes.

Being human doesn't mean you have no culpability for poor, selfish or misguided decisions lad. Accepting blame when appropriate and learning from it is fundamental to growing as a person.

 

[Rich1878]

Gangnam Style

 

[blue61]

Africa by Toto. Apart from being an awful song, anyone who tries to rhyme the words 'company' and 'serengeti' needs burning at the stake!

 

[Rich1878]

Footloose. Instantly gets turned off as soon as I hear that come on. Just awful

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Blinded By The Light is a horrendous song. Brilliant by Bruce Springsteen allowing someone else to cover that song so it would be a hit and everyone would forget he wrote it.

 

[paultheblue]

Only 24 hours from Tulsa
Gene Pitney

The fella is driving home to Tulsa to see his girlfriend, he stops off at a cafe starts chatting to the waitress eats his dinner then starts to grope her at the jukebox then humps her in the back on the kitchen worktops.
He then rings his girl to tell her he wasn't coming back.

The lousy B******

 

[Clarky cat]

Mmm-mm, yeah, yeah
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh life, oh life
I'm afraid of the dark
'Specially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo
I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbit's tail
I'll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there
Bungee jumping, I don't care
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo
Life
Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
So after all is said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun
If you really want to
Sometimes living out your dreams
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world
In a beautiful balloon
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Oh life, oh life
Oh life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Oh life, oh life, oh life, oh life

An adult human being wrote those lyrics.

 

[PITA]

Wow. I’d never really listened to the lyrics. He must be a RS mutant.

Only 24 hours from Tulsa
Gene Pitney

The fella is driving home to Tulsa to see his girlfriend, he stops off at a cafe starts chatting to the waitress eats his dinner then starts to grope her at the jukebox then humps her in the back on the kitchen worktops.
He then rings his girl to tell her he wasn't coming back.

The lousy B******

 

[Davidoff]

Lou Reed was lucky he was so cool.

'But she never once lost her head
Even when she was giving head'

 

[bluerobert]

Bruce Springsteen, I'm on Fire.

Erm...

'Hey little girl is your daddy home? did he go and leave you all alone? I've got a bad desire oh oh oh I'm on fire. tell me now baby is he good to you and can he do to you the things I don't do I can take you higher oh oh oh I'm on fire.'

Hold on a minute, The Boss is beyond repute. I won’t stand for this slander

 

[Blue 1]

Africa by Toto. Apart from being an awful song, anyone who tries to rhyme the words 'company' and 'serengeti' needs burning at the stake!

Not only that, but Kilmanjaro is about 200 miles from the Serengeti as well.

 

[Blue 1]

Lenny Kravitz ought to be flayed with piano wire for rhyming fly, sky, high and dragonfly.