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Song lyrics that do your head in

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What song lyrics either do your head in or are suss. Iā€™ll start.

Hot Chocolate, you sexy thing. ā€œNow youā€™re lying close to me, making love to me.ā€ How close is she lying? How bigs his member that she could not be on him, under him or touching him in some way but in close proximity and still making love to him?

Gary Puckett & The Union Gap, Young Girl. Pretty much the entire song. ā€œYoung girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girlā€

Like how young? Young enough that he shouldnā€™t be singing about it and letting everyone else know he needs to be on a register.

Please add your own examples for the benefit of the forum. Thanks in advance.
I wonder how Ken Dodd got away with this shocker
A penis, a penis,
the greatest gift that I possess
I thank the lord that I've been blessed
with more than my share of a penis
 
ā€œWe donā€™t care what the RS sayā€

Yeaaaah thatā€™s why weā€™re singing it at Carlisle away in the third round of the Carabou Cup is it?
 

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love


Can someone please explain what a pompatus is,?


Steve Miller back in 1973,,
" I'm just going to throw this nonsense word in here that will make me sound cool, sophisticated, intelligent"

well no, you pretentious git
 
Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love


Can someone please explain what a pompatus is,?






Steve Miller back in 1973,,
" I'm just going to throw this nonsense word in here that will make me sound cool, sophisticated, intelligent"

well no, you pretentious git

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Couldnā€™t have put it better myself
 


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