Song lyrics that do your head in

[tommye]

When you wal....


Don't know the rest.
Always switched off by then

 

[kev]

What song lyrics either do your head in or are suss. I’ll start.

Hot Chocolate, you sexy thing. “Now you’re lying close to me, making love to me.” How close is she lying? How bigs his member that she could not be on him, under him or touching him in some way but in close proximity and still making love to him?

Gary Puckett & The Union Gap, Young Girl. Pretty much the entire song. “Young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl”

Like how young? Young enough that he shouldn’t be singing about it and letting everyone else know he needs to be on a register.

Please add your own examples for the benefit of the forum. Thanks in advance.

I wonder how Ken Dodd got away with this shocker
A penis, a penis,
the greatest gift that I possess
I thank the lord that I've been blessed
with more than my share of a penis

 

[Thomasc]

But you support Labour…

Nope, a very common mistake!

I’m anti Tory.

 

[navidson]

"I drove all night, crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep to make love to you
Is that all right?"

Love the fact that he asks the question - What do you think Roy?

 

[KaiserEFC]

“We don’t care what the RS say”

Yeaaaah that’s why we’re singing it at Carlisle away in the third round of the Carabou Cup is it?

 

[notrevE5]

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love


Can someone please explain what a pompatus is,?


Steve Miller back in 1973,,
" I'm just going to throw this nonsense word in here that will make me sound cool, sophisticated, intelligent"

well no, you pretentious git

 

[bluerobert]

"I drove all night, crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep to make love to you
Is that all right?"

Love the fact that he asks the question - What do you think Roy?

Excellent example Navidson, these human scum must be ousted

 

[bluerobert]

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love


Can someone please explain what a pompatus is,?






Steve Miller back in 1973,,
" I'm just going to throw this nonsense word in here that will make me sound cool, sophisticated, intelligent"

well no, you pretentious git

Couldn’t have put it better myself

 

[Kurt.]

in the sunshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnneeee in any oasis song

 

[notrevE5]

in the sunshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnneeee in any oasis song

Yea just another gutter lyric thrown in when the artists can't come up with anything more original, in this case its safe and convenient because they've used it so many times

 

[jazzy]

Apart from the colour, what the hell is wrong with such a great song as ‘lady in red’…..

Well for a start Pete ...Chris De Burgh and the lyrics are so cringe worthy

 

[jazzy]

Midnight at the Oasis, send your camel to bed.

Ye what?

Great song!

 

[Kurt.]

Midnight at the Oasis, send your camel to bed.

Ye what?

It’s a reference to the mrs when she’s got the hump ….

 

[cronullasharks]

Lenny Kravitz

I want to get away
I want to fly away aaaayyyyyy repeat ad nauseum. It makes me want to stab my eardrums with sharpened pencils.

 

[Bedfordblue]

So get your coat on and get moving
‘Cause we don’t know the meaning of losing
So come on, come on,
Get down to Goodison Park. Wooooo!

1) we know perfectly well the meaning of losing, in fact we have become exemplar practitioners of it.
2) the Wooooo . I hate it.